The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted, but there are three paths this can take A) you accidentally overdose and die of that B) the cocaine the guy hands you is poisoned bc he is super possessive C) you go in to a long spiral of addiction ruining your social and internet life and resulting in you becoming broke, addicted, murderous, and hated by society but you go into rehab and your life slowly begins to turn around but there's so little time left you die midway through ridding yourself of debts and becoming a functional person

I wish for better drawing skills

 

Granted, after years of drawing you will have severe arthritis (all types) and osteoporosis

I wish I know how to make thread titles bold...

 

Granted, but the only ones you can make bold are ones of threads you'll delete soon after

I wish for dat boi to die

 

Granted, but a new meme comes in that is even worse.

I wish for the next 5 mobs I kill drop the 5 mythics that sell for the most, all with maxed stats.

 

Granted, but there's a glitch and all the mythics are deleted from your inventory right as you stand before the item shop

 

[NO WISH DETECTED]
[PLEASE ADD WISH]
[...]
[NO WISH DETECTED]
[INITIATING RULE-BREAKER PUNISHMENT PROTOCOL B3]
[LOADING ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE LAUNCHERS]

I wish I was good at art.

 

Granted, but every time you try to draw, your utensil breaks, or you accidentaly make an unfixable mistake.

I wish i knew what to wish for.

 

Granted, but the thing you wish for is one googol copies of donald trumps biography

I wish I could stay awake and not need naps

 

Granted, your brain will be damaged and also have aaaalllllllllllllll effects of sleep deprivation. I already called a mental hospital so your all prepared bud

I wish people would look at my suggestion in general suggestions

 

Granted, but they all think it's shit

I wish everybody would know of how Slimeonatree said "Lemme bone you"

 

Granted, the internet now Hates him and commits suicide. His patents sue you and he will forever haunt you

I wish for the next person to reply be diagnosed with all diseases known to man yet I take no effect at all

 

Granted, however, you and me somehow switch bodies.

I wish to be able to stop time.

 

Granted, but stopping time stops you as well, resulting the world to freeze forever.

I wish to remove Cl from the world.

 

Granted, it was registered as Chlorine. Salt no longer exists and people get sick from swimming pools now. Great job.

I wish the next person would eat pure sodium with me 500 miles away so I'm perfectly safe from it.

 

Granted, but you couldn't get away in time.

I wish for more people to follow and notice me.

 

Granted, but you die the next day

I wish i could turn into turkey poop that turns into unicorn farts that fly over a rainbow into a pot of potato stew

@DCM627

 

Granted, here are that shrooms since I simply cannot do that

I wish the universe and life and human existence will never end

 

Granted but we have to get off this planet in maybe under 5 billion years because the sun will explode (supernovas)

I wish I had more video games

 

Granted, and since guine dosnt know the amount, he gives you every game currently existing, and a new one is always coming right in your front doorstep. You are forced to play all of them

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I wish I posted a wish on my last post

 

But... But... You did....

I wish that Fruma, Dern, and Corkus were all completed and released, and I was the first one to get to go.