The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

granted but now the internet forgets him entirely and he becomes known as a danger to children causing the Cincinnati zoo to close down resulting in harambe's fate becoming unknown

I wish for the ability to come up with a wish

 

Granted, but the wish is so cringe you dont even bother adding a catch.



I wish for this wish to not have a catch.

 

granted but now you also have no catch (ya cant catch anything for the rest of your life)

I wish for people to follow the rules of this thread

 

Granted, but then it becomes boring and the thread dies.

 

i grant you a big amount of nothing

I wish that I could own something

 

Granted, but you end up owning Godzilla, thus ending your life and countless others.

 

that ended well
i wish for a good pizza

 

Granted, but the pizza looks ugly and you throw it out

I wish for MLP to end

 

Granted but you have a flip phone with no games!

 

Granted, you are now legally required to live in a fridge.

I wish I was good at archery.

 

Granted, but you are so good that at a tournament the judges think you are cheating.
I wish Dora the explorer would gtfo

 

granted but that leads to elmo taking over the market leading to a new dictatorship ruling the world called "elmoland"

I wish for @Nepeta Leijon to ruin this wish

 

Granted, but his catch is that he doesn't ruin the wish. You're left feeling empty inside as your wish wasn't ruined.


I wish I had a pen that could draw in hex colour values I insert into it.

 

Granted, but it can only hold a value for ten seconds, so you have to keep putting it in.



I wish i wasnt as triggered

 

Granted but then everyone would be triggered at you and then harass you on tumblr

I wish that everyone on this forum changed their profile picture to an anime profile picture

 

Granted, but its hentai.

I wish i was a pie

 

Granted, but you get dropped on the way to the fridge

I wish for nothing at all

 

i granted that i have a freedom

 

Granted, but nothing happened because you did not read the original post.

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Granted. You die of boredom.
i wish i wasnt dumb

 

granded, cuz you already are