The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted, but your phone now has the lowest battery life in the history of phones
(btw soul points = near immortality and i said "I" not everyone else)

I wish Dacleos wouldn't be so rood

 

granted now Daceols is not rood at all

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i wish for something that the person below me wants

 

Granted, you get happy. You also get alot of my insecurities.

I wish that I am brave enough to talk to my crush ;(

 

But....your crush hates you

I wish I can think of a god damn wish

 

K
I'll just cry myself to sleep then. ;_;

Granted, but the wish you can think of is the wish you just wished for.

I wish that my crush likes me
(If she doesn't already)

 

Granted, but she dies in a car crash coming to meet you.

I wish Jeopardy! questions weren't so fucking impossibly hard to answer.

 

not granted that would ruin the point

I wish that i didn't have to make a wish

 

Granted, but the wish you didn't make was to not get hit by a car. Thus, you get hit by a car.

I wish Pokemon were real.

 

granted but you cannot buy any pokeballs

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i wish for cheese

 

Granted, but it comes with a rat

i wish i can own a server in Minecraft

 

granted but it is flooded with hackers and nobody wants to apply for staff

I wish to be able to ruin everyones wishes on this thread

 

granted yours are included
i wish that cyber bullies didn't exist

 

granted but now everyone on the internet is uncomfortably nice to you
did @Nepeta Leijon realize how weird this thread might get?

I wish to die (try to make this one a worse wish)

 

Granted, but you are resurrected in a medieval torture chamber where they torture you to death, resurrect you, repeat.

 

Granted, you now have nothing.

I wish for a thing that won't kill me.

 

Granted, you get a 1 trillion dollar gem. A thief comes in, kills you, and steals the gem.

I wish the next person to post on this thread will die a horrible, painful death is 5 seconds.

 

Granted but you suffer the same fate

I wish to be able to summon forcefields with no effort at all

 

Granted, but the forcefields sap you energy, killing you if you have it open too long.

I wish the next person was forced to eat a poisonous apple that will not poison me.

 

granted but while they are dying they manage to grab an antivenom

I wish for Florfy5 to come up with a better wishruining

 

Granted, but now he only forgets to wish.

I wish Harambe was still alive.