How And Why Would You Kill The Person Above You?

Hello everyone this is a little game i thought of making.

It is all about killing each other in the most fun, gruesome and personal way. You already love it, right?

You are supposed to research the person above you and find out something you don't like about him, and then find a personal way to kill him. When finding out how to kill the person please be original and find a way that has something to do with the person. An example could be that I would sacrifice Rujala, if he was the person above me. (For those who don't know. There is a joke about sacrificing Rujala)
You should try to make both the "why" and the "how" personal.

This might be causing a bit of salt, but we'll see how it goes ;)

Since there are nobody above me, I will kill Jumla for making us search everywhere ni Detlas for his collectors item. I AM GONNA PUT HIM IN A SMALL HOLE AND EVERY HOUR SPILL SOME COFFE DOWN THERE TILL HE DROWNS!!!

Happy killing everyone ;)

 

Is it a bad thing that I am looking forward to being killed? ;_;

 

That's why I'm going to kill you by making you kill yourself.

 

You are not a nice person.
We will correct that by making you burn in the deepest reaches of the pit of despair.
We will get you there by making you kill yourself, as you stated earlier.
Karma.

 

Hmm...

I'd make you choke on the apple in your profile picture because you want to kill someone. Wait...

 

I would hug you until you die
(hug thread XD)

 

I would spray you with water until you die in self-defense.

 

whelp *hugs Florfy*

 

*attacks with a hose he was secretly holding, making sure he got wet as well so he didn't die of heatstroke*

 

I don't like people who rage at video games. I'll make you rage to death.

 

I don't like people who make people rage. Thus, I will put you in a cage, drop it from 10 feet up into a fire, and blow it up.

 

I dont like violence.
Ill make my zergling lick you to death

 

I don't like hypocrites (unless it's me). I'll send my "pet" at you... Hehehehehehehe...

 

no i don't wait until you post to do this

I don't like water so i will put you in a bag of rocks and throw you off the Niagra falls

 

i would kill this person in their sleep with a katana because i can

 

no you can't, i don't sleep
i would kill him with my bare hands :)

 

No Escape.... Also death by fiery explosion....

 

Step 1. Absolutely rip apart all the limbs of Meric. Step 2. Become wendigo and eat flesh. Step 3. Gods revive him. Step 4. Kill and eat again. Repeat till Meric becomes wendigo then fight to the death. There's blood on the wall.... Meric stares at C3l50n1c with curiosity, THEN HE POUNCES AND ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS MERIC

 

technically I'm made of fire so sounds fun

 

Killing this person because on a certain game thread:

(Disclaimer:this is taken as a joke.Nothing serious is going on...Or is there?
So I don't like you.
Original?No.
Personal?Yes.

Now,drown in the middle of that Stormy Sea,tied up and sinking down there....It is pretty dark down there,and I heard that horrible creatures live deep within?
Peaceful and blissful darkness awaits ;)