The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

granted

I wish that wishes made more sense

 

Granted, but they make so much sense we can't understand them.

I wish that people would stop complaining about harembae.

 

Granted, but Harambe is ressurected and becomes the most famous thing in the world

I wish for no allergies

 

No allergies? Well then no pollen, no bees, no pets, no water or baisicly anything that any person is allergic to. Congrats, everyone in Africa is now dead

I wish leafyishere was never a channel

 

Granted but Keemstar becomes the worlds most popular you tuber.

I wish I could tell what others are thinking
(btw, nobody is allergic to water..)

 

granted, but your mind will be permanently linked to mine (driving you insane)

I wish that I always knew what time it is

 

Good job you now forever know that it is present time :P

I wish for it to be cooler here.
I'm too warm ;(

 

granted

I wish that my skin didn't feel like a fireball

 

Granted, you are now frozen

I wish I was creative enough to come up with another wish

 

Granted, but your creativity only lets you steal a bad wish from someone else.

I wish that the second and third seasons of Flash were out on Netflix ;(

 

Granted, but you'll die a day before season 3 is released

I wish everyone knows who dogwelder is

 

Granted,but if they ever mention the word they will perish instantly,and no one dared to talk about it.

I wish that I would improve on Mathematics so I can stop embarassing myself from so many situations ;-;

 

Granted, but no one can read your writing

i wish to be a god at coding.

 

Granted, but you are physically incapable of being good at literally anything else.

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

 

granted
i wish that I would be less ugly XD

 

Granted, but only just a little, you are not yet not ugly.

I wish more of my classmates actually acted remotely smart.

 

Granted but then they would surpass you in intellect and mock you for your stupidity.

I wish to enter a state of happiness.

 

Granted, but you become so relaxed that you space and walk off a cliff. Goodbye.

I wish people wouldn't vote for Trump (Seriously, do you know what could happen?)

 

i do not grant this
if i did it would be on the stipulation that I am the only candidate that you can vote for

i wish it we had Reagan

 

Granted, but the genie doesn't know who Reagan is so you get a potato instead ;)

I wish that my mobile devices (phone, iPad and computer) always had full battery and never needed charging.