The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

granted but you can only have one character. EVER

I wish that this thread would go on forever

 

Granted.
Seriously, that's it.
It'll just break the forums, the internet and the electrical grid


I wish for a catch

 

Granted.
But you caught a great white shark and it got mad and ate you.

I wish I was good at games.

 

Granted
you suck at everything else
including living
I wish for me to lose this wish

 

Granted, but you also lost a secret wish to not die from being crushed by a falling panda in 5 seconds.

I wish for an orange to eat.

Note: Don't say it was poisonous, that's unoriginal and simple.

 

Granted, but you have to beat up a small child to get to it.

I wish I had all the knowledge I needed to graduate.

 

Granted, but your school burned down on the day of the graduation, so it will never happen.

I wish I could turn back time months at a time.

 

Granted, but the universe doesn't like it and you either have to kill your best friend or watch your town get destroyed by a tornado (Please tell me someone gets the reference)

I wish to have an unlimited supply of pineapples that cannot harm me and stuff.

 

Granted, but every time you eat one, you destroy the home of a sponge. (Please tell me someone gets the reference)

I wish I could cause people to fall in love with me

 

Granted, but they always become Yandere.

I wish for the ability to cause people to become Yandere for other people oh wait I can already do that, it's called Fire Emblem lol

 

Granted, but whenever you use your ability, someone else becomes Yandere for you

I wish that me and a person of my choosing gets the ability to live forever

 

Granted, but you can only choose between people you hate.

I wish someone besides Clinton or Trump will be elected somehow.

 

granted
but that person is me (an unqualified kid)

i wish that this post is liked

 

Granted, but it was a pity like from an alt account.


I wish people would stop discriminating anime watchers.

 

Here ya go ;)

 

Nope. Not giving this a catch.

 

thanks

i wish that racism wasn't a thing

 

Congratz! Racism is no longer a thing, but rankism on the servers are stronger than ever.

 

well then

 

I wish we had less homework.