The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

I wish u had a wish

 

Granted, but it turned into words.

I wish to instantly become level 100.

 

Grated, you have been filed for copyright for my catch!

I wish I can break the rules of this thread....

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shit.....um......I forgot about you since you left,since your lvl 100.....well the catch as affected me to, you have left the server since your a lvl 100 with nothing to do

 

You know what? No. Genies are "supposed" to grant wishes, but you know what? Maybe I don't want to grant wishes. Maybe I'd like to pursue art. Maybe I'd like to work an office job. Anything but wishes. This racism isn't tolerable.

I wish I could be free from wishing.

 

Granted but you have to wish to play videogames

I wish I killed the person that commented below this.

 

Thanks.

I wish to not be revived.

 

Granted, and now you're in the bottom layer of hell.

I wish for the next person who comments to recieve 1 million dollars in pennies

 

Granted, I am now rich all that money came from your bank account and Africa, so more people are starving

I wish 9/11 never happend

 

Granted, it happened on 9/10/01 instead and hit the white house.

I wish the next person to comment will have all their money converted into My Three Sons tokens (1 Token each cent)

 

Granted,all the money for the monopoly game I have has been converted into your tokens.

I wish to create a time paradox that a certain tragedy will not happen.

 

granted, but that paradox will take away your mother

I wish that school didn't exist

 

Granted, but you have to work in a factory from the age of 7.

I wish homework didn't exist.

 

Granted but you will have to do school work for an extra two hours

I wish that all water became coffee

 

Granted, but all coffee becomes sulphuric acid whenever it touches living matter.

I wish that school systems would listen to scientific studies for once.

 

Granted, but they listen to the ones that say you can't sit with your friends and such to improve studies.

I wish not for an evil catch.

 

Granted, and the wish grants you a million cute animals. They fall on top of you and you suffocate.

I wish for an apple.

 

granted
but all apples will become brussel sprouts once they are in your mouth

 

Granted...

I wish that the person below me makes a wish.

 

Granted, but the person below you didn't really care about your wish enough to give it a catch.


I wish that people would try to be a little more creative and not create insta-kill scenarios, or ones that ruin the wish in a stupid way.

 

Granted, but sadly everyone comes with overly complicated catches that just destroy's everything for whoever tries to read them. ;(

I wish that i could finish my character appeal for an RP faster, while still retaining the depth and awesomeness of it.