Giveaway (leaving Bc I Lagg Too Much)

Ign : JeremyE
Joke : You can't change the past because it already happened,
You can't change the future because you can't predict it,
You can't change the present because I never got you one!

Joke 2 : Salted currently lives in Cowifornia, but he used to live in Moo Mexico.

Joke 3 : Wow! I like your hair! How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?

Do I know you : well...maybe... (#StalkLife) <----Also a joke 0-0

 

@MinerDwarf222 You won the speed set send me a pm on when you want to gear

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Btw if I have more that 3 jokes from 3 different people that I like I will do a random name picker so everyone has a chance

 

@MinerDwarf222 just claimed his prize so imma get ready to start choosing which joke I like(Need to read so many ;w;)

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I'm choosing the ones that make me laugh so that includes puns btw xd

 

These short words made me automatically win.

 

Ign : ERIC_YANG_128
Joke : A police officer was waiting on the highway when he saw a car going at 20 mph. When he pulled over the car he saw three old ladies inside. The two in the backseat were completely pale. When the officer asked why she was driving so slow, she answered "The sign told us it was 20 miles per hour". The officer answered told them that it was actually the county number. The officer then asked "What about the two ladies in the back?" The driver answered "oh, we were driving on county route no. 234"

Do I know you : no

 

Ign: wizkid518
Tell me a joke: (Long one incoming, terrible pun!) A string walks into the bar and orders a coke, the waitress comes over and says that "They don't serve string" and she immediately gives him the boot. As the string is sitting dejected on the curb, a man comes by and asks whats wrong, and can he do anything to help. The string replies "Actually yes, can you tie me into a knot? It makes me feel much more confident." The man obliges and asks what else he can do. The string then says "Well can you fray the ends? I feel more sure of my self that way" That man does that and the string thanks him. As the string is sitting there he wonders "Well I look totally different, I bet that if i walk in there the waitress won"t even recognize me!" So he walks back in and orders a coke, and the waiter starts to bring it over. "Hey she says, aren't you the string I just kicked out?" "Nope", he says. "I'm Afraid Not"
(get it? A frayed knot?)

Do you know me?
Not really

 

Ign: RaymondZGames
Tell me a joke: your wifi :D
Do you know me?: Friends

 

I may come back once I get better grades and better wifi(probs not gonna happen in a while bc my parents won't buy wifi, Grades are easy to do though)

 

IGN: Italian_Dude
Joke: How do Yahya and his mushrooms connect? Well...there isn't mushroom in his house.
I just me you like 5 mins ago, thanks for the free stuff because why not! :D

 

You stole my joke...

 

IGN: iEddie
Joke: Wahs 9+10....................................... TWENYY JUAN (21)
How Do i Know you: Because you rekt my ass when you only had boots on and i had almost full gear :( that's how i know you ;p

 

IGN: WhettoWen
Joke: Harambe has 4 apples and Harambe has 3 grapes. If e=mc2 and gnome child is life what is the circumference of the sun?
Do I know you: Now I do :)

 

Ign: ThePyromaniac
Tell me a joke: Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered six offender.
Do you know me? I do not.

 

Ign:NickyBoy89
Tell me a joke: look up try not to laugh challenges
Do you know me? Only from your profile pic

 

Dang dude it was good having you on the Wynn community,

IGN: QuitTIme
Err, Joke? idk man my life, that's sounds good :33
Where do ik you? of course we are friends :33

 

I did? Welp sorry? Though mine is a bit more complex.... Also you had 5 jokes lol..... I dont know whether to delete mine or not :_:

Also the rope wouldnt be a frayed knot, it would just be a knot

 

Lmao btw I'm giving away the Az you sold to me xd

 

:P hopefully to me

 

You'll see :3

 

IGN: Keeko100
Tell me a joke: What be a pirate's worst nightmaaaaare? A sunken chest, and no booty! Harharhar!

Bonus:

Spoiler

You pinhead, I love chocolate. How dare you think that I’m an ugly barnacle. I’m going to use my amaaaaaaginaaaaaation to imagine you in your underpants and take out my secret string to firmly grasp it. You’re going to fall over and scream Finland and then I’ll proceed to call the Hash Slinging Slasher to come and LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE all over you. When that’s done the Hall Monitor will put on his gorilla suit and get his friends chip, penny, and used napkin to whoop your Wumbo. When I’m done with you I’ll return to the Salty Spitoon and make fun of Weeny Hut Juniors, you know the guys with the magic conch. I will spend my millionth dollar and first dime on a phone call to random people and scream NO, THIS IS PATRICK. Those people will be your family and don’t live in darkness, but advanced darkness, and I will soil your Uncle Dirty Dan’s good time. And I know that you love Crabby Patties so I will buy you mayonnaise from the musical instrument store. I will push your house somewhere else but I don’t want to touch it because I’m sterile. Then I will ask your body made of glass bones and paper skin if you are feeling it now and that you are number one. The doctor and I afterwards will go on a panty raid to smell that smelly smell that’s smelly. And that’s not when I shift into maximum overdrive to ask where the leak is, ma’am. You’ve been warned.

Do you know me?: Fuck yeah I don't