The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted, but when you are dead you cannot use your powers, rendering you unable to use the resurrection spell.
edit: i wish for mind control

 

Granted, but the things you see drive you mad and you go on a murder rampage, being put to death for your crimes 3 days later.

I wish for the next person who comments to go to the lowest layer of hell and burn there for eternity while listening to annoying songs that slowly drive them insane.

 

Granted, but according to you im already dead, so that makes your statement invalid.

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I wish to not get a catch on this wish.

 

Granted, but you didn't make a wish that is subject to your wish, so an anomaly occurs and the universe explodes for some reason due to said anomaly

I wish everyone who hasn't died on this thread to be eaten by a baby dragon.

(I think anyone who's posted on this thread died at least once XD)

 

Granted, but currently you're still alive and the baby dragon eats you.

I wish to start a flame war

 

Granted, but you get banned from the forums.

I wish for everyone besides me to be eaten by a flying unihippo (cross between a unicorn and hippo)

 

Granted, but the unihipo squishes you on it's eating rampage.

 

Granted but harambe memes flood your computer

I wish that there was world peace

 

granted but hitler is revived
I wish for a pony

 

Granted, but the pony doesn't like you, and its also magical. Dangerously magical.

I wished I could morph into anyone/anything I want with no catch.

 

Granted you morph into Hitler and get killed in the process

I wish I could kill everyone with a single glare

 

Granted, but you are killed along with everyone because the meaning of the word everyone would include you


I wish I could get to level 101 in all my classes

 

Granted, but you can't use items.

I wish for a better thing to do with my time

 

Granted, but that's looking at furry porn.

I wish to be able to live forever and not age, but I can decide when I die and come back to life if I'm dead.

 

Granted, but you have no power to save your loved ones from dying.

I wish to be able to use my computers Internet without 80000 bugs coming up

 

Granted but the only site you can look at is 9gag

I wish for control over fire

 

Granted but your whole body is on fire the whole time.

I wish to be a millionare

 

granted but the only thing you can spend your money on is copies of superman 64

I wish to be able to fly

 

Granted but you have no arms or legs.

 

and your next wish for me to ruin is?