Rubert The Godlyest God Of Godlington

Hello.
This is a post about the one and only ultimate god of godlyness.​

RUBERT​

Most do not understand the holyness of​

RUBERT​

as he is a very miss understood guard. Of Detlas
He is the only know owner of the legendary Stead the "Gorse".
He is also a Guard. Of Detlas.
He cannot be killed. He cannot be beaten.
He is the Immortal guard. Of Detlas.

Here are some rules of our great Cult
I mean religion.

1. YOU MUST NEVER EVER ENTER DETLAS, EVER.
2. RUBERT HAS SOME BAD DAYS AND FINDS AMUSEMENT IN KILLING
RANDOM FOLLOWERS. DON'T WORRY IT'S NORMAL.
2. HES A DETLAS GUARD
7. YOU MUST HAVE RUPERTITE IN YOUR SIGNATURE.
9001: Yayha
20. YOU MUST FOLLOW ALL RULES


MAY RUBERT BE WITH YOU!



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10/10 good shitpost?

 

Pretty much
I was there at ruberts death and it all happened when the creator of this thread threatened to kill Rubert (PLOT TWIST)