King Of The Hill

Jesus destroyed the phone. My hill now

 

But how did you get through the dimension? You never said how. You just said you destroyed the phone :p
I create another anti-timetravel switch, this time without the influence of statistical improbabili- oh shit did I just start a flame war?




loljkit'soktobereligious

 

Jesus destroyed the dimension. He is Jesus he does whatever he wants. I never had to enter because I reversed time by destroying your anti time travel to when the dimension didn't exist. My hill now hahaha

 

I am so confused right now.
Can I just like, ask nicely and take the hill? Does there need to be war involved? Can't we all share? Can't we be the Kings of the Hill?! There is more then enough hill for all of us. Let's all share the hill and bring a new age of- alright enough of the bullshit, since you destroyed the dimension, I pick up the pieces of time and rebuild the dimension, except I don't rebuild the people, meaning I am free to take the hill.

 

My soul lives on and I obliterate you. I take the hill once again.

 

Jesus still has no business fighting over a hill.

*ghost busters bust your soul*
(Fun fact: I actually liked the choice of an all-female cast because it breaks gender roles and is generally a fun idea)
I take the hill, and then repeat the process of creating alternate dimensions. This time, I create 5 of them.
Pick a number between 1-5 m9.
You're using Dark Theme! The answer is 4. Congratulations!

 

Great, now create 2000 dimensions so we can all have a hill in each separate Dimension.
You're using Dark Theme! The answer is 4. Congratulations!

 

It has to be the same hill bud
I still own the hill, as you didn't do anything to me.

 

You own a different hill then I do. I have conquered my hill. My hill has a very successful economy. The hill of this game was lost to you, bur there are many other hills that are much greener then yours. You fought for your hill. I simply was elected. Democracy. My hill is better. Everyone immigrate to my hill. (Pretty much I give up, I have my own hill and I'm happy with it)

 

As Shogun of the One True Hill, I launch several napalm missiles onto your hill.

 

All other hills recognize the fact that your hill is a war mongering hill, therefore a hill conglomerate is formed to wipe you out. My hill rebuilds the damage, and comes back stronger, prompting a full scale invasion of your hill by the hill conglomerate.

 

It's just a continuous forum game where you have to keep the imaginary hill kinda like Koth

 

ummmmm.. mine?

 

Yep. Gratz

 

Thank you :D

 

Then I fire a nuke at the hill and 200 years later I build a bunker on it

 

The fuck's there to be had on this magical hill, anyway?

 

I sneak a nuke into your bunker using super secret methods and blow it up while you're in it. 200 more years later, I come back and set up a mgical forcefield.

 

I umagicalify your force field destroying it, I summon the great meme lord to overload your brain with dank memes killing you and I take the hill

 

I blackmail god to piss on the hill. So much piss makes you puke and you drop the idea of having the hill. God makes me immune in all ways to the piss so that I can have the hill. I take the hill.