The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted, however you lose the ability to lie.

I wish that everyones name was EEEEE

 

Granted, but everyone has a name except you

I wish for my cup of hot chocolate to be refilled whenever I want

 

granted, but you somehow always spill some on yourself

I wish to be able to taste the anime food.....;3

 

Granted but you'll get food poisoning from everything

I wish that the person above will be determined to eat regardless of food poisoning

 

granted, but he enjoys getting food poisoning

i wish that the person above will not reply to this post

 

Granted, its me instead....

I wish that everyone changed into Salted edits >:)

 

Granted, but your ip is banned from the forums. (Even from viewing it.)

I wish I can make infinite wishes with no consequences.

 

Granted, but all those consequences will be moved to the people you care about :)

I wish I had a portable wifi box ;-;

 

Granted, but it's a 2 kilobyte internet. RIP.

I wish for an extra wish where the consequences will be deflected to the person who made them.

I wish for the next person who posts to be infinitely tortured by being spam-dueled by afk builds.

 

Granted, but I will have no problem with them.

I wish I could live in MC (XD)

 

Granted, but it's hardcore mode and you get set to adventure mode.

I wish for complete control over everything.

 

Granted but then your brain cant handle it and explodes

I wish I could be a Moderator on Wynncraft

 

Granted, but you get demoted and banned for breaking rules.

I wish for the ability to mind control people.

 

Granted but then you accidentally mind control yourself and make you fall off of a cliff xD

I wish that an Admin would grant my wish

 

Granted, but i'm the admin of a discord I created for team-speak abuse that died a long time ago.

I wish for the genie to stop playing games and straight up give me my wish, goddamnit!

 

Granted, but nouns cant be lies, so not granted

I wish that hellary or hump the trump wernt canidates

 

Granted. But they both get a cancer.

I wish for 100000000$

 

Granted, but you don't die because your wish just means you're mortal

I wish for a potato

 

Granted, but its poisonous

I wish for an infinite amount of dogs, dog food, water, and yard, with no repercussions.

 

Granted, but it fills your house and you're now a hobo.

I wish for infinite cake, cookies, and brownies.