King Of The Hill

The hill is not you and is therefore eviscerated. Bad decision XD
Because we all lost purpose we are all teleported into another dimension where we all get turned into fantasy heroes. I become an evil and powerful necromancer though. >:)

With my dark magic I build a castle of mysterious dark crystals around the hill. Also I raise an army of undeads.

(This will now work like some raid or something >:)

 

I proceed to pick up the hill, remove everything from the hill, put in inside a black hole, go inside the black hole and claim the hill for myself.

 

You and the hill are spaghettified and ripped into quark-gluon plasma. I reverse time again, and go to a dimension where me, my house and it's contents, and the hill are the only things physically able to exist. I place my house on the hill and reply to a thread named "king of the hill"

 

I change time and reverse it to when owning the hill was simpler.

 

I change it back to my dimension of hilldom.

 

I take the hill to a private dimension that nobody except me can enter/teleport things into that is immune to time reversals.

Hill = Mine

 

I speed up time and wait for you to starve to death than I go in and take the hill

 

Unfortunately, you forgot that you had to have gone into my dimension in order to take the hill, meaning that you're dead. Beep beep still have the hill.

*Flicks anti-timetravel switch on phone

 

I summon a huge black hole to swallow your dimension, and you die. The hill gets thrown out of a white hole, and I claim it for myself and surround it in potatoes.

 

I bomb the hill, then take it to a dimension that only I can enter/bring stuff into and take the hill.

 

I yell JOhNmCeNA, granting myself the power to traverse into any dimension and shove you off softly, claiming my rightful place as King of the Iron Hill and Defender of the Rough Terrain

 

I shoot you with crossbow, throw your body off the hill, and retake it.

 

I descend from heaven, a newly made archangel. I smite you with my powers and condemn you're spire to purgatory

 

That's not how black holes work, bud.

John Cena memes are dead

Wrong form of "your" bud

Since the hill is still part of a black hole, I still technically own the hill.
I inexplicably show up again, and build a dyson bubble around the black hole.

 

White holes are when a black hole can't hold any more matter and they explode, so yea. The hill is still mine.

 

Black holes are infinitessimally dense chunks of matter, meaning they're tinier than what's physically possible. Physics becomes more of a guideline than a rule as you approach the center, and you're spaghettified and sucked in by it's massive amount of gravity, as gravity is defined by density and mass. So being that the hill is a part of the black hole, I own the hill, and I always will.






get schooled m9

 

You and the hill are spaghettified and ripped to atoms. You are dead and thus cannot own the hill. I put on my anti-spaghettifing suit and enter the black hole. I take a piece of the hill and fly 1000 times faster than the speed of light and am able to make it out of the black hole. I place one remaining atom of the hill on my tongue and I now own the hill.

 

Scientifically impossible.
My hill.

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I'm the posthumous owner of the hill.


And that's why I said "inexplicably".

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Also, how do you take a piece of something that's infinitesimally small?
Anyways, you're still absolutely crushed, and even then, going 1000c would instantly destroy you.
You dead, sucka!

 

Jesus reincarnates me and puts me back in a time when owning the hill was simpler and not all annoying scientific. He than bans @Overlord Lazarus for being annoying and I take the hill from when it was simpler to get. I now own the hill.

 

What's the goal of the game? I kept the hill as long as possible.



You also forgot about the anti-timetravel switch on my phone which I flipped. Bud i still got that hill