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What jokes?

 

Corkus in general. It always was, is, and will be a joke. I'm sick and tired of you showing up on threads that ask legitimate questions and talking about this "amazing new province" that will never be, rather than actually comtributing. Wynncraft isn't being modernized, we aren't getting mechs, the floor isn't becoming poisonous, and you aren't fooling anybody. Stop using this joke past it's prime.

Corkus was only funny when MrCoffeeTime originally made his thread about it. Now I can't think of anything on this server that annoys me more when I hear it.

 

I don't think he is a believer.....

Yet I don't understand. How can you not believe in the almighty Corkus??
ITS CORKUS

yeah ok

kbai

 

Please, just stop.

 

Every thread about the update, or provinces, devolves into an argument about Corkus. That's how it is now. Corkus is one of our memes, and I don't think it will go away.

 

Hey look, I found the issue!

 

Why are you so angry about it?

 

Because he won't shut up about it. He takes every opportunity possible to bring up his "wonderfully amazing province" in any and every thread he can, and it annoys me and other players to no end.
We get it, nice april fools joke, ha ha. But it's AUGUST, you can stop talking about it now!!

 

I think if Corkus was ever a thing, it wouldn't be anything like Tant stated in the thread announcing it. But alas, it's a joke, and a bad one at that

 

Why? :C

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Hey guys it's a thread about the Next update 1.14 not 1.15 so Just calm down :D

 

I will upgrade your grandmother with powders
(bought it from you k)

 

I'll join

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I don't believe in Corkus.

 

Start and new class and get this class up 100

 

But isn't Quake literally just an unspammable spin attack?

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Make another assassin, level it

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Also stick tier six powders on level 10 weapons, then duel with other level tens and prolly wreck them

 

Assassin is painful to lvl , and its actually weak .
I'm going to try earthquake with assassin lvl 96 grimtrap full green powder VI , if it doesn't do much DMG , imma go start a new class

 

A. I know assassin is painful to level, but it's actually rather strong in my opinion
B. Earthquake is LITERALLY just a spin attack. It deals damage in a radius around you and it stuns for a short time. The amount of damage it does is irrelevant because it'll deal the same damage on every class. You're prolly better off using fire powders, the damage buff should be huge and you deal fire damage, which I'm pretty sure your build would do well with, what with the 65 defense. Also, your ten points in intelligence seem a bit like a waste, especially since Grimtrap is a melee dagger. But that's just me

 

I'll be grinding xp. And rushing dungeons. Then I'll just screw around somewhere, maybe Detlas, maybe elsewhere.

 

Holy shit, I will only probs do each dungeon once, do all the quests, farm XP and than go get powders. I'll wait till all the no lifers do ??? For me.

 

Well, I heard I can convert old keys into new keys, and new dungeons give good amount of XP so...
:3
inb4 all da nerfs