Tales Of An Unfortunate Wynncrafter

I remember seeing something like this on another forum a long, long time ago.

How this thing works:
I'm going to start with a single paragraph. All the next poster has to do is continue with another paragraph, and so on. With enough time and help, this "story" could turn into anything. All I ask is that it doesn't derail in a matter of seconds (which usually happens in the "2-word story" kind of threads).

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The player woke drowsily in a wagon, somewhere at the edge of the Ragni Outskirts. "Are we...there yet?" There was no reply. The player slowly climbed out with nothing but a spear in hand, and saw the driver kneeling beside a broken wheel, hastily working in an effort to repair it. The driver ushered the player to walk the rest of the way before returning to work. The player began to walk down the road, meeting a few people and killing a few animals until someone ran towards the player, begging for help.

...

 

THERES A GIANT SCORPION IN THERE! He said. The player ran over to the cave, and at first glance, ran away screaming like a little anime girl.

 

Then Qira, who was on a vacation to Fruma, encountered him and ate him. inside of Qira's stomach, he met a man. He said he was a legendary warrior named Bob. The man looked for a way to escape and found one, and he and Bob escaped through a place that I won't mention for decency while Qira was sleeping.

 

Then it started raining mythics, however, they exploded when touched, blowing Bob's head off. Luckily, the player was able to screw it on backwards.

 

But bob could not see and walked off a cliff, falling into a river, which caught fire the second Bob landed, burning him to death. The warrior was happy about Bob's death and moved on.

 

But the player accidentaly stepped on one of the falling mystics, sending him flying and getting reported on the forums for hacking

 

The guy was banned, but he filled out an appeal, but it was rejected so he used an alt to log on. He chose Assassin.

 

All of a sudden yahya asked if he had mushrooms, the player said no, so yahya snorted some shrooms and became ultamate Yahya, he also asked bob, qira, amadel, teleporting guy, Kronos, and baisicly every boss in wynn and gavel to try and kill the player.

 

The player called upon Tisuan & Ohms (since I'm assuming that you include Gale in your description of "basically every boss in wynn and gavel") & Salted to protect him. It worked. The player was enamoured of Salted, and decided to become a bovemist forever. The player moved to Ternaves. Then... something happened..........................................

lol

 

Ternaves was invaded by the hive and burned to the ground. the player retreated to Maltic, with some of Qira's minions sneakily following him. Once he moved in, the minions reported his location to Qira.

 

Qira sent her army of horney spiders to trap the player in jizz

 

The player became pregnant and gave birth to Spiderman.

 

Even though the player is a male

 

Did you just assume their gender?
*Triggered*

 

Qira is triggered as well, so the player has a miscarriage.

 

chapter 2
(Damn 10 char)

 

An army of skeletons and zombies start to charge towards Maltic. Among the crowd is the giant scorpion the player saw in a cave. The giant scorpion fires a giant venom ball out of its tail towards the player. The player then screams like a little anime girl, and runs away from Maltic with a scream echoing through the skies. He then trips and falls on a stone.

The player wakes up trapped in a spiderweb along with the corpse of Bob, his warrior counterpart, and Salted. Then...

 

Grain pops out of nowhere and poops onto the player

 

RIP

 

As everyone msged the player, the player had a massive ammont of lag, almost giving his computer a stroke