Selling Selling 40/40 White Horse And Mama Zomble's Memory

White Horse:

Price: 110 LE

Mama Zomble's Memory:

Price: 2 stacks of LE

 

I'll offer you an empty pure tequila bottle, 12 rotten flesh, some old pubic hair, a kitchen sponge, 7 chewed up water bottle caps, wet lingerie I found in the dumpster, bird feathers from my pillow, and 81 trash bags, for white horse. Throw in the head and I'll give you my head, some nail clippings, bread crumbs that are on a table, and chipped rooster teeth cup, 20 slices of prosciutto, a $2 Buddha charm from Tijuana, 71 emeralds, 2 bottles, 13 unidentified unique wands that range from 7-13, Glasses without and lenses, a printed picture of George clooney riding Sylvester Stallone in a field of marigolds, a $7 fallout 4 shirt I got from comic-con, and igbar's ink-stained sheets. If you also hand me an extra 10le I'll give you 189 popped balloon scraps, a bent razor, 4 golf balls, 2 cheez-its, a rock hard body pillow I found on the streets, a copy of sonic 06, 5 empty tubs of icecream, cheap lipstick that's almost run out, 12 short and used my little pony pencils, a McDonald's gift card stuffed inside my mom's box of tampons with only 21 cents left, empty bottle of anal ointment cream, a bag of my keyboard gamer gunk grime, a jar of pickles found in a WWII German bunker, 8 mashed insect, 14 bowls, and really old stucco chippings. If this isn't enough I can throw in more items to the list, just ask.

 

Did you type all of this, or is this an edited copypasta?

 

I typed all of this

 

you bring a new meaning to the word 'respect'

 

Shhhhhh I just do it for the likes

 

I don't blame you, I would do the same if I had the time

 

Reselling mama zombles memory again i see, eh?

 

I WANT SLOTS ON THIS ITEM