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But Nachoman uses his cheesy flavor to seduce freedom, turning it into communism. The communism rebounds towards the American jets at light speed, sickle and hammers ready.

 

Tacgnol finishes his sniper rifle and snipes the jets out of the sky before the missiles blow them up.
The missiles have no target now.
Tacgnol snipes the missiles out of the sky, making them explode like fireworks.

 

Lazarus tries to escape but his shield is short-circuited now. Lazarus attempts to slice down the middle of the crystal guy.

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Lazarus fires a middle at Tacgnol. (Wait can't Tac fly?)

 

Yes. Tacgnol can fly.
The corruption in the red lightning causes Lazarus to suffer some serious psychological side effects. (They will kick in after a few posts.)
Tacgnol blasts a wave of music so good at both Winter and Lazarus that it interrupts their attacks and makes them dance uncontrollably. (Anyone who hears the music is forced to dance because it's too good not to dance to. At least it's only for a short time.)
(im sorry if this counts as controlling your characters.)
Also, in case your characters dancing is me controlling your characters, think of it as the same thing as a stun.

 

Lazarus realizes what he's doing, and is incredibly embarrassed because he can't dance.

 

Tacgnol seizes the opportunity to make fun of Lazarus and lower his self esteem.

 

Lazarus is very sad. He fires a barrage of missles at Tacgnol.

 

Tacgnol gives birth to a litter of little Tacgnols and shields her babies from the missiles.
The missiles killed Tacgnol.
A Nettikgnol sees Lazarus and thinks Lazarus is their mother.
The Nettikgnol nuzzles Lazarus and attempts to cuddle him.

 

Lazarus feels bad for the kitten and puts the kitten in his neck fluff. He gives them milk.

 

The kitten drinks the milk. He looks at his "mother," waiting to be named.
The corruption turns Lazarus's eyes red. A hard red coat forms on his back.

 

Lazarus realizes what's going on, and tries to fight against the corruption.

 

Lazarus doesn't do a good job at fighting back against the corruption.
A raspy voice in Lazarus's head tells him he must kill the source of the corruption in order to stop it.
The Red Scourge thunders in and fires explosive red crystals at Lazarus.
The kitten cowers in fear behind Lazarus.

 

Lazarus is still fighting against the corruption, and is hit with blow after blow. A purple shine emits from Lazarus. The crystals do less and less damage as time goes by. He refuses to die.

 

The Red Scourge laughs at Lazarus.
"Do you think you can stop me? I used to be you!"
Red crystals rain from the sky.
Red spikes start to grow out of Lazarus's back.
The growth is extremely painful.
However, the pain is mitigated by Lazarus's willpower.
The kitten is growing angrier that the red thing is attacking his mom.
"Mom, don't... die!"
(Surprisingly, the kitten can speak.)

 

Lazarus limps towards the Red Scourge, and attacks it with little strength. He is in agony, but has a life to protect. He jumps onto the RS's snout, and tries to beat it up.

 

As Lazarus is smashing RS to bits, cracks start to appear.
Red lightning starts pulsing from Lazarus.
The Red Scourge pins Lazarus down. RS is going to slit Lazarus's throat with his sharp, broken arms.
Lazarus must do something.
The kitten is trying to muster up the courage to help Lazarus.

 

Upon one hit afterwards, a cloud of red dust appears. The dust settles, and Lazarus is nowhere to be seen. Just a broken missile launcher and some loose feathers.
Suddenly, from the sky, Lazarus appears and kicks the Red Scourge in the snout, knocking off a piece.

(lol forgot to darken the whites of the eyes lolll)
With his details now purple with some purple energy flowing through him, he seems... powerful.
"Playtime's over."
From each of the spots on his wings, arises energy creating a giant crescent-shaped blade of energy, fired towards the RS.

 

As the energy slash is fired towards the RS, the Kitten leaps towards the RS, stretching out his paw.
He catches the RS in his paw and slams him towards the ground.
A WWE announcer suddenly shouts "RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!"
The kitten, being glad his mother survived, suggests he be named "Mr. Steal your kill"
The energy blade hits the ground, as the RS was killed by the kitten before it reached him.
Red lightning stops arcing from Lazarus and the red crystals turn purple.

 

(god damnit)
Lazarus, disappointed, activates the Omega-13 device, reversing time by 13 seconds. He restrains the kitten in a protective bubble so that they aren't hurt. He then redoes the energy blade, doing a signifigant hit on the RS.

 

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