The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted but due to your gambling hobbys, you spend them all at the secret blackmarket.

i wish for the next guy to comment to be dumb for the rest of there life.

 

Granted, but they immediately die painlessly then get ressurected before they noticed they died, and thus are no longer dumb as their life ended then continued.

I wish for the next person who comments to be banished to the underworld for all of enternity starting the second they comment.

 

Granted, turns out that hell isn't that bad. They have a jacuzzi down there.

I wish I have a land with popcorn farms with Gamma rivers and gnome farmers :D

 

Granted but the Gamma rivers turned gnomes feral, and you get gnomitis


I wish I could be the very best like no one ever was....

 

Granted, but your pokemon will kill you

I wish for a lemon

 

Granted, but the lemon bursts in your face and you walk off a cliff in agony.

I wish I had my own computer!

 

Granted, but it only runs on a Windows 96 OS.


I wish I had control over the four elements (Air, Fire, Earth, Water)

 

Granted, Nature gets jelous and kills you.

 

What's your wish?

 

Oh sorry. I wish that this wish will not grant secondary effects that will harm, kill or annoy me and the people of my choice.

 

Granted. Here are the effects of that wish you made:

Primary effect: Making the secondary effect not harmful.
Secondary effect: Making a leaf fall off a tree.
Ternary effect: Harming, killing, or annoying you and the people you chose not to get harmed, killed, or annoyed by the secondary effect.

I wish for Trump to be replaced by a cute kitten.

 

Under the influence that Trump has caused many people suicide or leave the USA.

I wish you actually understood what I said in my whish.

 

Granted, but people disregard it completely.

I wish for the next person to comment after me will be sent to the underworld the second they press the "Post Reply" button and given excruciatingly painful torture by Satan for the rest of eternity, and no negative effect to anyone except the person who comments whatsoever.

 

Granted, but it's opposite day :)


I wish that I could get something useful from the Frozen heights for once.

 

Granted, But it freezes.

I wish no one granting this hurts or annoys me directly or indirectly.

 

Granted, but that effect lasts 5 seconds then your computer explodes (You did not specify the time lol)

I wish everyone except me who commented here would be banished to the underworld and be eternally given chinese water torture by Satan. It cannot harm me in any way, and opposite day and stuff like that will not have an effect either.

 

granted, but you can't see, hear,or speak[not really harming you there]

I wish that cartoons of my choice were real, parodox free, curse free[other than those caused by cartoon], and any torture by Satan or any other evil being[except from cartoon]free.

 

Granted, You are now in eternall hapineess with your cartoon friends.

I whish the person below makes me happy.

 

Granted, you get a box of cookies!

I wish that I could fly and land safely

 

Granted, You land in Hawaii nice vacation!!!

I whish I died. (remeber it has to have a catch)