Media Wynn Stereotypes!

For those of you who don't know what this thread is about, these are the different types of people in wynn. Here are a few. (These are exaggerated to be funny) Oh, and stay tuned daily. I will add two stereotypes everyday!

The Rich Guy - *Listening to people in Detlas*
Random Guy: "Man I wish I had a mythic... I can't afford one I only have 11LE..."
Friend: Me too man...
The Rich Guy - Haha y'all got no mythics. I got plenty man. Here take em i dont need em im so rich look at all my LE. I got stacks man take one stack. Another stack for ya. Cya noobs l8er m8s.

The Dedicated Grinder - *Wakes up in the morning*
"Ahhhh.. I'm so hungry, let's eat something.... but before I do that I should grind on my level 101. Ever since I saw that one level bug I know for a fact I can get to 102. *Gets on wynn, spawns at ice heights* "There we go, now to grind for 1 whole bar. *11 hours later* Oh my, look at the time... well I better get off and eat dinner or something. Well... actually, before I do that....."

The Dick - ~@Mituna~ *Sees a low level new player in Ragni spawn afk* "Lol look at this idiot. I hate noobs they are pure trash..." *Comes back 3 minutes later with 4 Pigman* "I swear man it took 5 whole minutes to kill this guy... well time to play with some friends. Oh right I don't have any... time to kill someone else. I should go try scamming too it's hilarious when people fall for it..." (ty to mituna for letting me use his name. He asked me lol)

The Complainer (Grinding) - *Making a thread on the forums* "hi guys im a lvl 42 and wynn is soo fun but i cant deal with all of the stupiid grinding. i have no quests and if you guys dont add more soon i will quit." *Thinking out loud* "ahhhhh.. wat a beautiful thread. Time to play some wynn." *Logs on* "ughh... more grinding?! i thought they wouldve added quests by now its been 3 minutes since i posted my brilliant thread in general suggestions." *Checking thread 6 minutes later* "well lets see if they responded about my awesome suggestions. WHAT THE F*CK? JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE LEVEL 91? OMG I HATE THIS SERVER I QUIT."

The Assassin - *Gets on wynn, spawns near ranged mobs* "Oh shit, I should probably vanish so they don't see me." *Vanishes, randomly gets shot and dies* "OMG I HATE THAT SPELL SERIOUSLY...? Welp, time to make a thread about assassin buffs and mage debuffs. *On forums* "Y'all should make a better mobility spell for assassins. Oh, and buff multihit too it is so shit. Ohhhhh! You should also debuff meteor spell and also heal spell on mage they r way to op."

The Cactus (get ready for some nasty shit haha) - *Thinking to self* "Man, grinding XP is so hard now.. but I know a secret way around it. I'll just put on this cactus build set that i bought for a shitt ton of LE. I'm too lazy and too much of a dick to actually play legit so why not? Time to afk for 8 hours because i have nothing better to do on wynn. Oh yea, while I'm afk i should watch this video about cool hackers and bugs i can exploit later." *Comes back 8 hours later* "Nice, almost one level. I'm going to play legit now and go to the nether with my cactus build on."


I hope you guys enjoyed this. If you did comment below on some more stereotypes I could do add on Wynn Stereotypes! Here are some things I'm thinking of:

The Mage
The Archer
The Warrior
Salted

 

Make the white text None color; I can't read it well.

 

Rip light theme.

________________________________

Do mage btw

 

Oops sorry I'll fix that haha

 

aka everyone

 

why do i get a special section

 

A lot of people*

________________________________

Because i love you!

 

everyone

 

I give up hehe

 

The Duper*

 

Legit thought this was an empty post until I highlighted the entire post. Good job, rest in potatoes Light Theme users.

EDIT: It still isn't Light Theme friendly.

 

O shit ya lmao

________________________________

Whattt one sec

________________________________

There. Sorry!

 

The yellow is hell to read on light theme. Just make the color "none" or something

 

WHAT ABOUT THE COMPLETIONIST
DON'T FORGET MY CATEGORY

 

The assassin is also the complainer

Aka me

 

Stereotype: Stererotype Identifier

can i has win?

 

The assassin main: I need nerf pls, I am not OP

 

Do the Assassin Buff Activist and the Scammer.

 

I'd like to add a stereotype to the list: Suggestion Slammer

"I shall explain why your suggestion is bad and why you should rethink your life choices after making that suggestion!"

Other than "The Dick", I feel like Suggestion Slammer is the only one me, and a few other people, belong to.

 

o shit waddup