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Roast The Person Above With A Haiku

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by hmm, Jun 27, 2016.

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Do you like this game?

  1. Yes, I like it very much.

    13 vote(s)
    54.2%
  2. No, I think it sucks!

    11 vote(s)
    45.8%
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  1. Devourer

    Devourer Lava Warrior VIP+

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    Minecraft:
    Who needs all this haiku?
    Who needs all these dinosaurs?
    Okay, please don't kill me.
     
  2. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    That's 6-7-6
    Not 5-7-5, come on
    Get your haiku right
     
  3. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    Jesus Christ you guys
    Half of you hate me so much
    Why must you hate me
     
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  4. Devourer

    Devourer Lava Warrior VIP+

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    Minecraft:
    Hate hate hate hate hate
    Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
    Hate hate hate hate hate
     
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  5. devnull2112

    devnull2112 Orange Juice Drinker HERO

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    Minecraft:
    Don't think that it's true
    You gave us something fun, dude
    Games like these are fun
     
  6. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    That was not a roast
    Plus you just necro'd this thread
    Why did you do that
     
  7. XavierEXE

    XavierEXE ♪ Wynncraft's Composer and Ability Tree Lead ♫ ♪ Music Item Team CHAMPION

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    Minecraft:
    Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Velociraptor
     
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  8. Eirika & Ephraim

    Eirika & Ephraim Gone Fishing

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    Haikus are easy
    But people still take from the
    Internet, mouth wash

    They change one small word
    Like refrigerator to
    Velociraptor
     
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  9. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    Already did this
    Don't need to do it again
    They speak for themselves
     
  10. AetherArising

    AetherArising Famous Adventurer VIP+

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    Minecraft:
    Why make a haiku
    When you could do something else
    What the fuck's a "Draaaaaaaaaa"



    Best haiku ever
    I do this a lot, you know.
    K then well goodbye
     
    Last edited: Jul 15, 2016
  11. Jamieverse

    Jamieverse Legendary Adventurer VIP

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    Minecraft:
    Dank memes are awesome
    What lol there's Pokemon here
    Oh shit it ate me
     
  12. AetherArising

    AetherArising Famous Adventurer VIP+

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    Minecraft:
    Your post aint a roast
    Why did you get eaten lel
    Pokemon is sh*t.
     
  13. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    "Jess" ain't a haiku
    You just broke the rules, you see
    Stop breaking the rules
    ________________________________
    Oh look at you now!
    Aren't you so edgy now?
    Hating for nothing

    It's just as they say
    People who don't like Poke
    Have never played it
     
  14. AetherArising

    AetherArising Famous Adventurer VIP+

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    Minecraft:
    I have played that game
    It just cant interest me
    Pokemon still sucks


    Also i dont care
    If my name is not haiku
    Your post was pointless


    Final thoughts from me
    You take me too seriously
    For a poke weeb


    That is all goodbye
    My name is jess i'll see you
    Later k i'm out
     
  15. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    Looks like you suck at
    Pokémon so you ragequit
    Lol get rekt

    I know Jess isn't
    A haiku but look at rules
    That's not a haiku
     
  16. AetherArising

    AetherArising Famous Adventurer VIP+

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    Minecraft:
    Actually it is
    5 7 5 syllables
    Get focking rekt dude


    Also i don't suck
    Its just too repetitive
    As i said before


    Final notes from me:
    You're blinded by nostalgia
    So you don't listen
     
  17. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    I literally just
    Started saying Pokémon
    No nostalgia here

    And I had that right
    I had 5-7 then 5
    On all my haiku
     
  18. AetherArising

    AetherArising Famous Adventurer VIP+

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    Minecraft:
    If that is the case
    Why are you so defensive
    Please enlighten me


    I meant what you were
    Quoting me from much before
    Clearly you are blind
     
  19. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    I just like the game
    It benefits people's health
    And small bus-i-ness

    Jess isn't haiku
    In the rules I clearly said
    Only haiku here
     
  20. AetherArising

    AetherArising Famous Adventurer VIP+

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    Minecraft:
    i removed that word
    because i read rules after
    stop being such a b*tch

    business isnt 3
    only 2 syllables here
    you just broke your rules


    Final thoughts from jess
    You are blind, fuk you, o.k?
    i am leaving this

    I'm unfollowing
    This thread since the owner is
    such a hypocrite
     
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