Free Rp [do Whatever The F*** You Want (unless You Are Power-playing Or A Mary Sue)]

Lazarus grabs the unconscious person and throws them at Tagnol.

 

Tacgnol staggers, not expecting the dead person so be thrown with such force. As Tacgnol recovers and gets up...
(btw it's Tacgnol, not Tagnol. Tacgnol is Longcat backwards. REMEMBER THAT!)

 

I know that, come on
I am not really stupid
It was a typo

Lazarus attacks
Using the haiku power
Tacnol's gonna die

 

But then a random yellow cat named Jim (long for "J" ) walks into the area and says "I wish that pandas could blue like the left ear of a giraffe in the water of the sea of bricks shaped waffles" this shows that the cat was high on poptarts, and should not be trusted with his magic golden fork that was not really gold but was a plastic fork dipped in golden colored pant.

 

Lazarus uses scythe.
"Random is not funny, Jim!"
He attacks the cat.

 

The cat uses his magic fork to try to block the attack... the fork breaks and the cat becomes a fish due to his magic fork being gone, he slowly goes over to the water pool near him and swims in there.

 

But then a shark named Rudolph comes out of the water pool and wonders how you know his name. He also wonders why he was named after a reindeer. Confused, he explodes and blows up the world.

 

Using this moment,
Tacgnol deflects the haiku
You played yourself, sir.

Tacgnol's chance has come.
It is time Lazarus dies.
Good game, Nice try, sir.

 

Lazarus knows he is hopeless. All he can do is run. He runs to his laboratory.

 

Rudolph is very sad that no one noticed the world just blew up and, and thus there is no laboratory. He cries so many tears that the world is flooded. The screams of dying hopes and dreams pierce the water before being shut out forever.

 

A black mist flies.
In to the labratory.
Oh wait, it's not there.

 

Lazarus finds a convinient device that reverses time to before the explosion, and takes an escape pod.

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Tacgnol flies through the air in an attempt to chase down the escape pod.
However he gets exhausted and the escape pod outruns him.

 

The escape pod explodes.

Lazarus comes out of his lab.
He put Rudolph there, causing an insane blast in the air.
Lazarus runs back into his lab and shields it from radiation.
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For some reason, Tacgnol becomes a she.
Tacgnol takes out a sniper rifle as she falls from the sky to kill Lazarus with and expose the lab to radiation.
As she aims...

 

Rudolph's uncle, Dudolph, heard Rudolph explode from his home in Sydney, and comes over to celebrate Rudolph's death. He sees the fight and decides it needs some epic music. Gathering his sick beats, he begins to play some jams.

 

Tacgnol hears the music and recoils in disgust. Seeing the music's source being Dudolph, she yells at him to shut up and puts on something else.

She then goes back into scope and aims for Lazarus, trying to find him. Tacgnol gets mad at Dudolph for distracting her from Lazarus. Then...

 

A giant boombox emerges from Lazarus' lab.

 

Tacgnol is distracted, again. She curses slightly, and instead of firing at Lazarus she shoots the boombox, destroying it and causing an explosion.

 

Lazarus emerges behind Tacgnol. He has a giant sciency backpack connected to a weird plasma gun.
*ghostbusters theme plays*