Roast The Person Above With A Haiku

Title tells it all
Just roast 'em with a haiku
Let's do it, people

Everything you say
Must be a haiku or else
You will break the rules​

 

Wow this is stupid
This game is too easy for me
Go die in a hole


(I'm so rude)

 

I think that it's cool
that the poll above this thread
is a haiku too​

 

Wow, that was pretty
rude of you to say, oh and
You just broke the rules

Those parentheses
Do not exempt you from rules
You die in a hole

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That was not a roast
Please read my haikus for once
Thanks for listening

Also you noticed
Good job have some candy yay
Lol get rekt

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I am heartbroken
Look at what you guys have done
Time to chug some bleach

Just kidding ok?
I wouldn't do that because
I'm going to hell

 

Kill
Your
Self

 

That's not a haiku
It is 5, 7, then 5
Syllables per line

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Also you messed up
On the second line, you see
Not so easy now?

 

lol what a skrub lord
haikus are for toddlers
your idea is dumb

(did i do it right)

 

Messed up on last line
One too many syllables
Good first attempt tho

And parentheses
Do not exempt you from rules
Make some more haikus

 

This thread is the worst.
It's horrible in all ways.
Why did you make it?

 

@blankman is gonna
Write a haiku soon I bet
Just wait, just you wait

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I predicted you
But you posted right before
I could get mine out

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Also middle line
Has a missing syllable
I made it for fun

 

We have a grammar
nazi running around here
People hate you guys

 

What the bleep hacker.
How did you know that I would?
Salted please ban her.

Line one you screwed up.
You forgot about the "@".
Go die in a hole.

 

It is not grammar
It is how you write haikus
Oops you just got rekt

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The "At" is silent
because I was saying names
Not with the darn @

Also you liked one
Of the posts I put on here
So I knew by that

 

Nope you failed at that.
It is horrible in all ways.
That is seven, suck it.

 

No I did not noob
You are just bad at haikus
Oops I rekt you back

 

Please stop replying.
Your suckiness is annoy.
Seriously stop.

 

Oops, sorry for that
But you just responded with
Something IDK

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That haiku didn't
Direct anything for you
Learn to read English

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How about I don't
Just because I really want
To salt your apples

 

There I ignored you.
No more annoying alerts.
Party time oh yeah!

Edit: LOL
I can't even see your posts.
Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay!

 

Also if you mean
The previous reply I spoke
Look at my notes, K?

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Oh well little noob
You will not be missed, oh no
So it's just me and them

 

No I rekt you hard.
Deal with my pro skillzy skills.
Get rekt LOL.