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I Have Decided To Start A Cult

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by modern, Jun 24, 2016.

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Do you believe in SEASHELL?

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  2. What?

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  3. SEASHELL

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  1. modern

    modern The irony is that I love the future

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    hello people of wynncraft, and for my 500th post I have decided to take up a new profession. You see, for years I have been designing games, drawing comics, fighting crime, but I have never started a religion. Now, so I can add "Sucessful cult leader" to my college resume, I have "become enlightened" to the ways of SEASHELL.

    what is SEASHELL? SEASHELL is all. SEASHELL watches, and guides. SEASHELL give you all the good drops. Trust in SEASHELL.

    what exactly does SEASHELL entail? There are four main principles of seashell.

    1) Love SEASHELL, and SEASHELL might spare you.​

    2) creating a heresy of SEASHELL is a important part of growing up. As such, all religions are technically accepted by SEASHELL.​

    3) to properly worship SEASHELL, all swears must be replaced with "SEASHELL". For example, "For the love of SEASHELL." "Jesus SEASHELL" " Son of a SEASHELL"​

    4) What you believe in is your own choice, SEASHELL does not care. SEASHELL has more important matters to attend to.​


    To join SEASHELL, one must sacrifice your deepest fear to the hunger of SEASHELL, and post the word "SEASHELL" on your profile.
     
    modern, Jun 24, 2016
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  2. Scythelong

    Scythelong been here. VIP

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    What drugs are you on? and where can i get em? thanks in advance.
     
    Scythelong, Jun 24, 2016
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  3. modern

    modern The irony is that I love the future

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    SEASHELL is the only drug I need.
     
    modern, Jun 24, 2016
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  4. awemanrank100

    awemanrank100 custom title

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    okee. en ewl acmpsh ds tks wie al mi powr so dt seshl cn b swg
     
    awemanrank100, Jun 24, 2016
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  5. DirtyDoge

    DirtyDoge Master Procastinator HERO

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    Mommy, I'm scared...
     
    DirtyDoge, Jun 24, 2016
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  6. MinerDwarf222

    MinerDwarf222 I AM A DWARF. HERO

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    but... you don't have Seashell in your profile...
     
    MinerDwarf222, Jun 24, 2016
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  7. modern

    modern The irony is that I love the future

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    modern, Jun 24, 2016
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  8. Malkavian

    Malkavian Formerly known as SansWolf ^^ VIP+

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    For SEASHELL's sake not another god-SEASHELL deity for us to worship for no SEASHELL reason!
    Just what we SEASHELL needed...
     
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    Malkavian, Jun 24, 2016
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  9. Bart (MC)

    Bart (MC) Ex-Item Maker & Day Counter (MC)

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    Seashell? Something's telling me this is a rip-off from the Lord Helix...
    Pls
     
    Bart (MC), Jun 24, 2016
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  10. modern

    modern The irony is that I love the future

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    (SEASHELL forgot about the allmighty helix fossil)
     
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    modern, Jun 24, 2016
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    Flubby left and accidentally became leftist VIP+

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    I never thought your heresy would spread here. My child, Helix brought you into this world. Helix raised you. Helix is your parent. Helix is your sibling. Helix is your offspring. Helix is you. How could you betray yourself? Helix gave you everything. Helix cared for you. Helix loved you. Why?
     
    Flubby, Jun 24, 2016
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  12. Morgan83

    Morgan83 Too lazy to change from Xmas picture HERO

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    Morgan83, Jun 24, 2016
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  13. Mistrise Mystic

    Mistrise Mystic Surfing winds and chasing windfalls

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    F*ck no. I worship lord Helix all the way
     
    Mistrise Mystic, Jun 24, 2016
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    DirtyDoge Master Procastinator HERO

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    DirtyDoge, Jun 24, 2016
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    Morgan83 Too lazy to change from Xmas picture HERO

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    Peeko will make you repent on your dark ways. He will slay the helix and end his religion. Lord Peeko will purge the world of your precious helix and show that he was greater from the beginning!
     
    Morgan83, Jun 24, 2016
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    Mistrise Mystic Surfing winds and chasing windfalls

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    Peeko is an idiot who's mother was a ditto. Also thunderbolt. And no more Peeko.
     
    Mistrise Mystic, Jun 24, 2016
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  17. Morgan83

    Morgan83 Too lazy to change from Xmas picture HERO

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    Peeko is above helix. Anyone who preaches heretical ideas will suffer the wrath of his might. Peeko is a god. None shal oppose him. He controls nature and thunder is a mere toy in his eyes. He will smite you with his power and end your helix's puny existence! Peeko was born from pure light and greatness he was not birthed by any other but by his sheer will and power!



    This is the word of lord Peeko!
     
    Morgan83, Jun 25, 2016
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  18. modern

    modern The irony is that I love the future

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    IN FACT, RE-READ PART TWO OF SEASHELL.
    you will find that Helix is accepted in SEASHELL, and so is Peeko. You are the heresy, and that is good.
     
    modern, Jun 25, 2016
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    Take some tips from this guy on how to run a cult.
    You're not even brainwashing people. This is like saying "If you say the words DEEZ NUTS, you are an idiot." It's a generalization. Bad cult.
     
    Flubby, Jun 25, 2016
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  20. Malkavian

    Malkavian Formerly known as SansWolf ^^ VIP+

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    Shut up you SEASHELL!
     
    Malkavian, Jun 25, 2016
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