King Of The Hill

After years in exile, I had finally created a weapon that functions by collecting the energy from a star (#StarWarsReference) and shooting it at something. I had unfortunately misjudged the power of the weapon and it had shattered the earth into billions of pieces. After that I made a base on the tallest mountain of mars, Olympus Mons.

 

Technically, I still own the hill.

 

I hit you with a ray that teleports you to pluto and surround myself in a diamond box with a door that only opens from the inside

 

You still dont own the hill...

 

I find the stray bit of earth matter that is the original hill and use a force field to throw off anything on it, then I fly on it to a black hole into another universe.

 

I, well, uhhh, go back in time? Yeah, that works.

I go back in time to when the thread was first made and simply push @CoinSmasher off.

I claim the hill.

 

As all of the future is changed due to a dumb ass referred to as SPYROHAWK (No offence meant), I find myself inadvertently in the middle of space, just floating there, This is where I discover my jedi powers, and I fly to earth and then duel you with a lightsaber, after my victory claming the hill as my own with a legendary meme flag.

 

Sorry, I just got confused with the whole space dimension thing.

Anyway, I use sith powers to lightning you off and take the hill once again

 

I use the force to throw you off the hill then take your place, holding a riot shield.

 

I become Voldemort and torture you until you fall of the hill.

 

I become Harry Potter and I have a duel with you were we both die...

But I get resurrected and claim the hill ;)

 

By using my dope FPS skills, I snipe you so hard that you get r3kt by my mlg 360 noscope, and then I establish a fortress on top of the hill which is so OP that Donald Trump had to build a wall around it.

 

The world lags out causing your fortress to disappear, i fly over the wall and take the hill. eZ

 

You get banned for fly hacks and I take the hill.

 

You also get banned for flyhacking (look at you profile picture) so I take the hill and I use cryofreeze (Mei from overwatch's selffreeze) so nobody can kill me.

 

I shove you off the hill and you shatter into millions of pieces. I take the hill. Also, I am no longer banned because I entered a ban appeal.

 

I go invisible using potions then tie you up, strap headphones playing Rickrolls to you, then toss you down the hill. I proceed to take your place, creating an obsidian barrier around me.

 

I wait for you to suffocate inside the obsidian, and then roll the barrier into the mouth of a Wyrm.

 

I use ice path spell to freeze you in your place and put headphones on you playing sweatshirt until you die

The hill is mine.

 

Reincarnation is the philosophical or religious concept that a living being starts a new life in a different physical body or form after each biological death. It is also called rebirth or transmigration, and is a part of the Saṃsāra doctrine of cyclic existence.

Using my new magical form, I kick you off the hill and sit on top of it, as I had become a Titan.