The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted, but you are forced to stay in the era of witchcraft accusations (1700s) and appear in powerful persons dreams.

I wish I could create my own extremely powerful mythic.

 

Granted, but the level minimum is 101.

I wish I could get 99999999999999 exp by killing any mob.

 

Granted, but you get banned for suspicious massive intake of XP.

I wish for this horrible thread to die.

 

But when it dies, you die too

I wish for infinite wishes...

 

Granted, but you can only use them for other people.

I wish for a magical elixir that can cure any illness.

 

But whenever it's used by you or anyone, your IQ drops by 10 (I know, I'm evil)

I wish to have infinite cake that doesn't hurt me at all, physically, mentally, etc...
Nor does it do it for other people

 

Granted, But its taste is horrible, and makes you not want to eat it, like ever.

i wish for likes.

 

I gave you a like, a dislike.

I wish for ice cream.

 

granted, but its too cold, so if you eat it, it will give you massive brain freeze, but if you dont eat it, it will melt into a liquid that will still give you brain freeze

i wish for wynncraft to update with more quests

 

you get them
but they all suck. (Salted made them)


I wish for LE

 

Granted, you get the LE from Jungle Fever. (The quest item)

 

Make a wish. Here's a coin.

 

Oops sorry
I wish that i get one IQ higher

 

Granted, but it increases for one day before it drops to 25

I wish I could get every mythic from mob drops without hax

 

Granted, but the mobs now have a 1/10000000000000 chance of spawning.

I wish for nothing.

 

But you become nothing

I wish for every mythic, not hacked, perfectly normal, with perfect ids, that people will buy for more than they are worth

 

Granted, as soon as you login you see every mythic lying on the ground(for some reason you know that they are the mythics) but they dropped for another player so you can't pick them up.

I wish that this wish never happened.

 

Granted, but you fall through the fabric of reality because the wish was confusing.

I wish for infinite LE without hacks, glitches, or anything that could have any negative effect on me.

 

Granted, but you get banned for breaking the economy.
I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted in any possible way.

 

Granted, but nothing happens.
I wish to have all the infinite LE with no risk of ban or any other negative effect