Free Rp [do Whatever The F*** You Want (unless You Are Power-playing Or A Mary Sue)]

THE RULES ARE THERE ARE NO RULES
except no powerplaying
don't be a jerk
don't be a mary sue

ALRIGHT LET'S GOOOOOO

 

Modern walks into the thread.

"Anything?" He asks, "That's pretty vague".

He walks a ways into the vast expanse of empty posts and starts to build a house. (A modern house of course)

 

Suddenly, dinosaurs. (Dinosaurs make good rp)

 

A flock of pigeons fly by.
(Ok you didn't say WHICH dinosaurs)

 

blankman man just so happens to be a demigod failure and fails.

 

Then 200 CoD players fall out of the sky and 360 noscope everyone

 

However, Mei freezes herself to have shelter from the 360 noscopes, and then she thaws and chills all the CoD players to death before being brutally slaughtered by tacgnol.

 

Lazarus has entered the arena.
The velociraptor grabs his(?) scythe with his other wing.
"It's showtime."

 

Tacgnol takes out two shotguns and points it at the velociraptor.
He then proceeds to look at the velociraptor menacingly.

 

Lazarus is not afraid. His scythe turns green, and he charges at Tacgnol.
SHADOW CAT VS VELOCIRAPTOR LETS GO

 

...what did I walk into. I'll just...walk away. Quickly.

 

Then a pizza chain mascot falls summons a giant meteor headed straight for the two things. He dies in the process.

 

The cat shoots the meteor out of the sky, however in doing so he is made vulnerable to the dinosaur's strikes.

 

Lazarus cuts through Tagnol, weakening Tagnol to the point where all lazarus needs to do is make one final attack.

But then...?

 

Amidst the ensuing brawls and madness, Billy Mays bursts through a wall with the phrase, 'But wait, there's more!' before thousands of ants erupt from his throat and nostrils, drowning out a blood-chilling scream.

YeahI'llJustLeaveThisHere,Seeya

 

Then an immortal Rick Astley appears and starts playing a rick roll (Sorry I had to)

 

Lazarus responds:
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

 

Rick turns up the volume so much that a nearby skyscraper collapses.

 

Tacgnol recovers as Lazarus is distracted, and shoots his scythe out of his hand.

 

A random person from somewhere else teleports into the... Whatever this even is. Their eyes widen as they take in the scene of velociraptors, rick rolls, and whatever the heck else is going on. They promptly faint. (text color error, ignore)