Void Rift (rp) - Intermission

"I'm cold blooded, it's fine. Also, weren't you trying to actively kill me like an hour ago?" DH says, pulling out a spellbook.

OOC: nooooooooooooooooooo

 

OOC: *lenny*

"You know, since I'm a fire guardian, I'm a little more than just warm blooded. I guess you could say I'm hot." Abigail says, winking at DH suggestively.

 

DH shrugs, opening the spell book and casting a spell that causes a gigantic spider to erupt from the ground.
"Tell the spider when you're going to leave. She'll cover up the opening."
DH proceeds to start talking to the spider in a language that isn't common tounge, occasionally motioning towards Abigail.

 

Abigail screams, burning the spider with a massive, superheated jet of flame.

Abigail keeps blasting the spider to make sure its fully dead long after it probably is. Abigail breathes incredibly fast.

"Sorry...I have arachnophobia." Abigail says, shaking.

Abigail hugs onto DH.

 

"Ahem, excuse me. I have to look for a new spellbook after you inexplicably burnt the old one. "
There is a hint of anger in DH's voice, but it's clear he's doing a mighty fine job of hiding it. Mostly.

OOC: Damn how did I not realize you would use the "is really scared" trick.

 

OOC: Abigail wants the D......H.

Abigail hugs onto DH tighter, "You won't let any more of those big spiders near me, right?" She says, terrified.

Abigail hugs even tighter.

 

"Perphaps if you can go outside, the spiders won't be able to get to you." DH pulls out a spellbook from a pile and starts flipping through it.
OOC: Noooo I dont want DH to turn up into a two timing bastard! He still has a story ya know!

 

"But what if they ambush me? I need a big, strong dragon to protect me! Won't you look after me, Drakey Wakey?" Abigail asks, putting on an innocent look.

 

Upon hearing this, DH hisses, and summons a water orb in front of him as he flips through the pages of the spellbook.
"I don't know if you're drunk, mind controlled, but whatever it is, I'm not liking it."

 

Abigail says something to herself in a different language with an annoyed tone.

Abigail walks off into the darkness. A while later, she returns.

"Oh Draaaaaake, why don't you turn around?" Abigail says in a seductive tone.

 

DH continues to flip through the pages. He stops and summons a giant spider as he disappates the water orb.
"What is it?" DH asks, clearly struggling to hold up his frustration.

 

The spider explodes into firey chunks.

"I just want you to look at me." Abigail says.

 

"I don't have eyes on my tail, give me a break."

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"I trust your judgement far more than mine."

 

Upon the spider exploding, DH cracks.
He growls, darkness seeping from his mouth. He turns around, still furious.

 

"Gotta use your senses," I say, disappearing and re-appearing on Rineth's head, "Feel the air and sense disturbances."

I disappear again.

 

"Very well. Bring me your second in command."

 

Abigail stands only wearing her claws and her bikini, posing, "Hey there, Drake." She says seductively, winking.

 

"I was just resurrected..."

"He's on his way."

 

"Are you under some kind of mind control? What was the last thing you drank?! Have you any memories before you went in this cavern?!" DH asks, frustrated and with darkness seeping from his mouth.

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"Very well. As of today, he is now appointed as chief of the armed forces for the next three days. If you have any objections, you are to raise it now."

 

A sleeping man has no objections. He didn't even make it out of his office.