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Every Newcomer Ever.

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Jamieverse, May 29, 2016.

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  1. Jamieverse

    Jamieverse Legendary Adventurer VIP

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    This is a shitpost. If you do not like shitposts, gtfo.

    EVERY NEWCOMER EVER

    The Staff Newcomer: Well, I've been on for only 25 minutes! Time to become best friends with a staff member then have them promote me into the group!

    The Popularity Newcomer: Hmm.. Better introduce myself! Then I gotta make a bunch of stuff to get me likes and slowly become teh coolest person on the forums!

    The Fake Newcomer: Oh hi! I'm not a newcomer. I'm just a spambot here to advertise skin lotion.

    The Idea Newcomer: Well, I want to become awesomely popular! Time to post ideas about dumb classes and things that would totally op the game! Maybe people will notice me!

    The Wanting Newcomer: *Stares at Chatbox* Hey guys I'm new here so can you just give me a free rank and 420 LE thanks

    The Excuse Newcomer: Oops! I didn't know! *Shitty Excuse* ( Credit @The Flubby )

    The Posting Newcomer: Time to posts 2000000 posts in one day. ( Credit @Nepeta Leijon )

    The DungeonRealms Newcomer: Wynncraft is Crap! Gtfo Dungeonrealms is soooooo much better rekt u skrubs

    The Laugh-a-Lot Newcomer:     OMG that pig slapped you! LOLOLOLOL XD XD xd xD Dis is so funy! ( Credit @Rikio )

    The Bad Spelling Newcomer:     Heyd guyds Mid nam iss JigllelenUnovarse.

    The Banned Newcomer:     Hey der dudes I was banned 4 doing dat flyhax but I won't doo it again. *Posts same thing for the next 30 days* ( Credit @Divinex7 )

    Me: *Posts shitposts about Newcomers*
     
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    Jamieverse, May 29, 2016
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  2. Flubby

    Flubby left and accidentally became leftist VIP+

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    This is just a general guide to forum members. Not even new people.
     
    Flubby, May 29, 2016
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  3. D7

    D7 <3

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    The Banned Newcomer: *Posts on every moderator/admin's profiles requesting to be unbanned ingame when there's a ban appeal system like right below a few sections...*
     
    D7, May 30, 2016
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  4. Jamieverse

    Jamieverse Legendary Adventurer VIP

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    Adding ;) (With Credit)
     
    Jamieverse, May 30, 2016
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    Reyko Wynn Soldier HERO

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    The Laugh-a-Lot Newcomer: OMG that pig slapped you! LOLOLOLOL XD XD xd xD Dis is so funy!
     
    Reyko, May 30, 2016
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  6. Jamieverse

    Jamieverse Legendary Adventurer VIP

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    Adding with Credit to u!
     
    Jamieverse, May 30, 2016
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  7. Flubby

    Flubby left and accidentally became leftist VIP+

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    The excuse newcomer: They break rules, then make shitty excuses.
     
    Flubby, May 30, 2016
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    Jamieverse Legendary Adventurer VIP

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    Adding!
     
    Jamieverse, May 30, 2016
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  9. Reyko

    Reyko Wynn Soldier HERO

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    The Dueling Newcomer: *Duels a random person in sight and gets one-shot* What level are you? "95" k.
     
    Reyko, May 30, 2016
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  10. Jamieverse

    Jamieverse Legendary Adventurer VIP

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    Can't add these, their only for the forums :3. But maybe!
     
    Jamieverse, May 30, 2016
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  11. Yuno F Gasai

    Yuno F Gasai Forum God, FW

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    I just posted art and jokes
     
    Yuno F Gasai, May 30, 2016
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  12. Jamieverse

    Jamieverse Legendary Adventurer VIP

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    You are the popularity Newcomer!
     
    Jamieverse, May 30, 2016
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  13. Flubby

    Flubby left and accidentally became leftist VIP+

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    I made a thread about Buffing Nemract Whiskey and it got a ton of support. I just Shitposted. Then 9/7 happened, so I decided to go out and act all superior to new players.
     
    Flubby, May 30, 2016
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  14. modern

    modern The irony is that I love the future

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    I joined the forums to learn the tips and tricks for playing wynncraft. Then I forgot about it.

    Then I rejoined the forums to try and become GM. Made a shitty one, then stopped playing wynncraft. But still on the forums because you are all too cool.
     
    modern, May 30, 2016
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  15. Lilyluka

    Lilyluka Lilylukaa

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    the forumer that was once known back in the day but now they don't do anything at all aka i don't play wynncraft anymore newcomer
     
    Lilyluka, May 30, 2016
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  16. WithTheFish

    WithTheFish Internet Macrocelebrity

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    This is 49.8% of the newcomers. The other 49.8% of the newcomers are people trying to sell stuff.

    Also I don't think I've ever seen a dungeon realms newcomer before.
     
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  17. Hiryu

    Hiryu not so lazy artist VIP

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    ;)
     
    Hiryu, May 31, 2016
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  18. Mistrise Mystic

    Mistrise Mystic Surfing winds and chasing windfalls

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    As a certified newcomer, I find this offensive. And stereotypical. Where is the all of the above option?!
     
    Mistrise Mystic, Jun 1, 2016
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  19. Bio

    Bio Father of Class Builds Section

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    What about the "I'm a level 7 warrior I will REKT u" newcomer?

    Ik they are more rare now'a'days but BACK IN MY DAY *starts rambling*
     
    Bio, Jun 1, 2016
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    Rawb Disciple of Bak'al

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    You wot m8? When I was a newcomer, I didn't try to sell stuff (Cause I don't have any) and I didn't try to get a ban appeal (cause I wasn't banned)
     
    Rawb, Jun 1, 2016
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