The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted, but because you didn't make a wish, you explode into a bunch of little yous, which also explode into little yous, until you're on a less than microscopic level of size.

I wish I could do things.

 

Wish granted, but the only thing you can do is kys...

i wish, to not kms

 

Granted, but you are immediately rushed by me and shanked to death.

I wish I died.

 

Granted, but you will commit suicide in a very painful and slow way and everyone you know and love will watch you do it and grief.

I wish for stuff

 

Granted. You get nothing.

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted.
GJ you just wished everything out of existence ;)

I wish for Rawb to continue the "Forest of the Dark" RP right now :P

EDIT: I guess the catch is that he's gone AFK for a while now ;(
2. EDIT: It's been 25 minutes now ;(
3. EDIT: 37 min. Please @Rawb Make my wish come true :D:

 

Granted. He deletes the thread. (Jk)

I wish for food

 

Granted.Here,takes this poisonous birthday cake.Happy birthday by the way,mister Rawb.(Shoves cake into his mouth)

I wish that there is more than 24 hours in a day.

 

Granted. There are now 24.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 hours in a day.

I wish for JOHN CENA

 

Granted, but YOU CAN'T SEE HIM HIS TIME IS NOW

I wish i am the funniest person in the world

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You still have not fulfilled my wish ;D

 

Granted. In your dreams.

I wish for Illuminati

 

Granted. But he's Papyrus now.

I wish for a wish without a catch.

 

Granted, but since my primitive mind cannot comprehend your statement, I instead assume that you wished for your head to explode, so, granted.

I wish for Papyrus

 

Granted, but he changes back into Illuminati.

I wish for Rawb to continue "Forest of the Dark" again because last time he said he granted it, but he didn't D:
(Should i stop writing this? Is it starting to annoy you Rawb?) (If yes, then that is my goal >:)

EDIT: I guess i am just doing what @FireDrag0nSlayer did on your profile :3

 

Granted, but he made everyone's character stuck in weird dreams.

I wish that I spew rainbows.

 

Granted, but you can't stop and it is a medium acid

I wish for a very good new computer

 

Granted,but you can only watch the people around you use it.

I wish that clarinets are gone from this world.Jk please don't beat me up you clarinet lovers

 

Granted, but every clarinet player is replaced with Squidward. WHAT DID YOU DO!?

I wish I could grant mild conveniences to people around me (e.g. always hitting a green light on the way home, getting to the supermarket and they have your favourite item), and become Mild Convenience Man.

 

Granted but when your are alone every thing that could go wrong will.

I wish for a tree... that grew toasters.

 

Granted,but the toasters constantly fall and hurt like anvils dropped from 27 blocks high in minecraft.

I wish that everyone turns into a puffball.