Nether Portal Potato Storage

Hello!
as I was riding my own way around the roots of corruption I looked away for a sec (2 ,minutes) and fell into the lava.
just as I was about to let myself drown in the warm welcoming fluid I saw some crates in the lava

I tp'd over and healed myself and what I found was your ordinary potato storage


now, I have one question, HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET THERE?
the only explanation I can think of is that once the sea (lava) level was lower thus allowing access to the potatoes (the lava permits for easy frying). so what caused the lava level to rise? was it global warming? is it a myth?

 

It's been around for awhile now, and incase you don't know potatoes are kinda like a joke or some magical substance. Have you ever seen a potato farm? This is probably a demon's crack stash

 

I knew about the potato storages (hell I used to afk in the detlas bank potato storage) but I never saw the one under the portal (why would anyone check there?)

 

Because 6.9/10 level 55-100 players would rather look in obscure places for potato storages then grind for xp

 

@GaPoiVN
U will love this

 

I bet the beings who placed them there played hot potato all day.

 

There are potoato storages all over Gavel as well. Maybe Bob hid the potatoes across the world to seal his power lmao

 

you mean @SageBuilds

 

Because good baked potato have to bake in good dark corrupted lava

 

potato has 3 letters.
six monkeys can eat three potatoes.
3 3 3
3 plus 3 plus 3 is poop
poop has nine letters
meme also has nine letters
9 x 9 is 666 if you turn it upside down and turn the multiplication sign into a six.

how did they get there?

Spoiler: answer

potatoes cause cancer

confirmed

 

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only 2 threes so far

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that actually makes sense

 

idk why there's tons of potato crates especially in cities
the villagers should drink LEs but not eating da potatoes

 

This can be linked to the wars between the cities of Wynn: since global warming has increased lava levels, in order to reach their potatos, the cities are banding up with atomic warheads to cause a nuclear winter in order to counter global warming.

Do not try at home. Global Warming is caused by carbon emission that form dipoles with the atmosphere gases, trapping the thermal radiation from the sun and the fission of Earth's core. Nuclear winter will only speed this up.

 

They're all "Baked" potatoes...

Hehe

 

I BLAME SAGE!

 

I BLAME WYNNEXCAVATION!!!