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A Funny Story In 3 Words

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Loggerhead, May 16, 2016.

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  1. Loggerhead

    Loggerhead Some Loggerhead

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    Loggerhead, May 16, 2016
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    Naraka00 Warrior of the Revolution Staff Member Mod Manager Moderator CHAMPION

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    That thread was an April's fool joke, and it's more complete than this one...
    Also this is not a story in 3 words, there's a link and 2 words so...

    If you want a story in a few words I think Hemingway's "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." is better in my opinion x3
     
    Naraka00, May 16, 2016
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  3. Loggerhead

    Loggerhead Some Loggerhead

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    people keep thinking the thread is a joke... idk why!!! it's the oldest thing around besides knock knock jokes!
    and, the link counts as a joke
     
    Loggerhead, May 16, 2016
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    Naraka00 Warrior of the Revolution Staff Member Mod Manager Moderator CHAMPION

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    While it would be the greatest joke of all if they really added the Corkus province, in reality it would not add the features it says in the thread, since if you read some of them you immediately realize that actually implementing them into Wynncraft would raise an unhappy community and chaos in general (like removing guilds and adding elytra?! Lolz), and adding those features, that would do more harm then good, just for a joke well... seems unnecessarily complicated... so I think that thread will remain what it is, an April's fool joke ;3
     
    Naraka00, May 16, 2016
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    Heylo Semi Retired Vet of Wynn CHAMPION

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    The real funniest story in the world:

    My entire life.
     
    Heylo, May 16, 2016
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    Thunder Chief Thunder HERO

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    Thunder, May 16, 2016
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    Selvut283 Circadian rhythm stuck on Tokyo time ♪ Music Item Team GM CHAMPION

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    EJCrusher Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    kioph ahh yes heavy melee hmm yes

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    probably "The server Mineplex"

    or maybe "president Donald Trump"
     
    kioph, May 16, 2016
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  11. Loggerhead

    Loggerhead Some Loggerhead

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    But Selvut283, https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/announcing-1-15-the-corkus-update.119823/ Is DEAD!
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    But The FLubby, https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/announcing-1-15-the-corkus-update.119823/Is DEAD!
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    But HypixelOfficial, https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/announcing-1-15-the-corkus-update.119823/ Is DEAD!
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    But Thunder, https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/announcing-1-15-the-corkus-update.119823/Is DEAD!
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    But Naraka00, https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/announcing-1-15-the-corkus-update.119823/Is DEAD!
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    But Haylo, https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/announcing-1-15-the-corkus-update.119823/Is DEAD!
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    But EJCrusher, https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/announcing-1-15-the-corkus-update.119823/Is DEAD!

    I Can't make it any clearer, it is dead... it was funny.. but, u guys pushed the limits
     
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    Loggerhead, May 17, 2016
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