Void Rift (rp) - Intermission

"Some people just decide to make things like that because they can. Never thought Aj as one of those people, though,"

 

"I didn't think he was like that, though. He's usually quite fun to be around, I don't know what possessed him to make such lewd imagery." Abigail says.

I re-appear again.

"He says he just woke up; he was sleeping in the time when he was supposedly here." I say.

"You're kidding, right?" Abigail asks in disbelief.

"He said he had a weird dream, most points of it lead to what he was doing here. He said he dreamt about burritos, 'imaginary' people and a part he'd rather keep secret. I can only assume he somehow managed to manifest himself as he was dreaming here, or whatever brought him here managed to invade his dream and bring him here." I say.

"The latter makes more sense, actually. It was a mysterious, unseen figure that brought him here; maybe they managed to access Aj's dream and take him. He did say he was just 'enjoying his dream'." Artemis says.

"I don't get how they could do that though...I guess, like paradoxes, you shouldn't question it." I say.

 

"It's kind of unsettling to know that can happen. That it's possible for someone to just come along, and do whatever they please."

 

"Well, lets just be glad nobody got hurt; the worst he did was create some lewd imagery. He probably could have just erased someone from existence, or swapped someone's gender, or made a giant meteor fall out of the sky." I say, shaking slightly at the possibilities.

"I'm really glad that didn't happen." Artemis says, shaking.

"But...by that logic, couldn't he have given us a weapon that could slay anything in one attack? Or maybe give us the ability to simply punch something to kill it?" Katie asks.

"Yeah, I could be One Punch Woman!" Abigail says happily.

"I guess, but he did give us a pile of burritos." I say, picking up another burrito.

 

"In his mind, he was dreaming, so nothing was really a real crisis or anything. Although it would have been cool to get something like that, he might have not made it."

 

"These burritos seem real enough to me. Though, I guess the more stuff you do in your dream, the closer you come to accidentally waking yourself up," I say, looking at the burrito, "Besides, we're already powerful enough; and Ruby can make us new, powerful stuff if we need it."

Abigail takes a burrito too, eating it.

 

"Right. She seems to be a really good smith."

 

"I'm surprised she could improve my claws; I was too worried to do them myself," Abigail says, extending her claws, "Maybe I could add something new to the ol' technology in my armour though."

"Maybe the pair of you could combine your powers and work together to make even more powerful stuff. Heck, maybe you could even work with Stephanie's alchemy to make something incredibly powerful." I say.

 

"A indestructible chemical weapon with magic properties? Sounds pretty neat to me."

 

"Of course, getting all the supplies to make that would be extremely hard," I say, "The more stuff you put into alchemy, the higher the cost; as well as the result of the alchemy."

 

"Just like anything made."

 

"Hmm, yeah, oddly true. Maybe that's why Aj could only create burritos then." I say.

"Didn't he create a pile of duplicates of Ihra's staff? It seems pretty powerful to me." Artemis says.

"Well, thank god they got turned into these burritos. If Xlentia or anyone else got their hands on them, it could cause untold destruction." I say, shaking slightly.

 

"Yeah, if they weren't turned into burritos, we might all be dead by now."

 

"Thank god for burritos!" Abigail says, finishing her burrito.

 

"Does Aj even like burritos? It seems that he would."

 

"He had one like...once. He said he liked it but hasn't had any recently. I guess deep down he has a yearning for the burrito." I say.

"I'm surprised he didn't make a bacon tree." Abigail comments.

 

"I'm really not sure which would take more effort, making a slaughterhouse just for bacon, or actually making a tree that grows bacon."

 

"Well, if he really was dreaming, he could just imagine it. It'd probably take no effort at all." Abigail says.

"Well, as Ted Bear says, if there's bacon, you must be under a bacon tree." I say, grinning to myself.

 

"Then Ted Bear must be from some alternate dimension or something."

OOC: For the record, I do watch Cyanide and Happiness. So I know who Ted Bear is.

 

OOC: *high five*

"He's a cartoon character," I say, "He's not real, but he speaks words of wisdom."