Void Rift (rp) - Intermission

OOC: Earth isn't off limits, but I'd rather you wait when you're not on a time constraint and don't know how long it is.
Your call.
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You hear yourself say "Uh...hello?" in the back of your head.

 

OOC: Lets see how many walls I can break.

I stumble out of the cardboard box, covered in packing peanuts.

"Aj!? What the hell?" Shadow Aj exclaims.

"Sup." I say.

I look exactly like Shadow Aj, except more human. I'm wearing a pair of jeans, a red striped shirt and a green hooded jacket. My hair, whilst still as long ad Shadow Aj's, is light brown.

"Why are you here?" Artemis asks.

"Well I was sitting at my computer, watching videos as usual and RPing, then someone whacked me over the head, then I woke up in a box full of packing peanuts, and here I am." I say.

"Is everything alright back on Earth?" Shadow Aj asks.

"I don't know, why don't we ask ???" I say. The last part of my sentence is weirdly distorted. Not even Ruby can understand it.

"OOC: Self insertion is always a bad thing." I say.

"What? Who are you talking to?" Artemis asks.

 

OOC: All of them.
(I needed this, this is golden... it also gets to stop soon)
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"What? I feel like he's a paradox."
"Other Aj, are you Crelucium's brother?"
"Ihra, now isn't the time!"

 

"Ihra! Ruby! How are you doing?" I say happily, hugging Ihra and Ruby.

"You're being weird." Shadow Aj says.

"Am I?" I ask, "I'm just enjoying my dream."

"You're not dreaming, Aj." Artemis says.

"Wait, where's Thirteen? I need to stop him from breaking Stephanie's heart!" I say, looking around hastily.

"How do you know that?" Shadow Aj asks, confused.

 

I grin. "Take this!" I charge towards you, and then spit on him. "HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I SPIT ON THEE!"

 

Ihra holds you back from jumping into the lava pool.
"The hell...? Aj, is that... you? Like, the you that summoned... you?"

 

"Hello, person who looks like Aj. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that Stephanie and Thirteen would be great together. Say, who do you think Thirteen will want in the end? Shadow Stephanie or Stephanie?"

 

"Yeah, no idea why he's here though." Shadow Aj says, confused.

"Whoa...this is weird. You feel so real!" I say, touching Ihra's face, "That's coooooooool!"

"Oh hey, it's you, the Evil Doosh! Hey, remember when we were writing smut? That was hilarous. Wait, was that you? I think that was you. That artwork of Abigail and Katie, just wow. Haha, so good." I say.

 

I (DD) suddenly do a spittake of air. "Are you some kind of dream lord?! How have you accessed my dreams?! ANSWER ME!" It seems I have now grabbed real Aj and am now shaking him.

 

"Can you take him home? This is just... awkward."
"He shouldn't come in here with me, I know that much."
"This is really the guy who summoned you? How the hell did he manage that? Or anything remotely close to that?"

 

"A'ight, who the hell's this and how does he know about me and Steph?"
I say, suddenly here.
It seems that you didn't notice me sneak up on you.
Also, I'm holding apples, one of which I'm 'eating'.

 

I laugh, despite being shaken.

"Here, I made this for you." I say, showing you a drawing.

It looks like a pair of weirdly coloured potatoes next to each other.

"It's that Katie x Abigail thing you wanted!" I say.

"Aj, don't you have videos to watch?" Shadow Aj asks.

"No, I wanna see how many walls I can break!"

"There...Aren't any walls around here?" Artemis asks, extremely confused.

"Thirteen! You're going to break Stephanie's heart, and I can't allow that." I say with a serious tone.

I pause for a moment.

"Wait...did you just call her Steph?" I ask.

 

Ihra slaps Aj in the face with her staff.
"NO WAY THAT COULD HAVE SUMMONED YOU. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT."
"Ihra, calm do-"
"HE'S A FREAKING IDIOT!!"

 

I suddenly drop you on the ground. "Ahh!!! What's happening?! HEEEEEEEEELPPP!!!!" I shout as I start to slap myself across my face. "IS THIS A CURSE?!?!?!"

 

"Why say three syllables when you can say one? And you still haven't answered my questions."

 

OOC: Dang, that's smart.

 

And suddenly, the staff is in my hand.

"I have the power, Ihra." I say evilly.

Instead of slapping Ihra back, I just kiss her.

"Hee hee." I laugh.

"You know you secretly want to see them [CENSORED]" I say. The last part of my sentence is oddly missing, like it was censored or something.

"I'm Shadow Aj's mortal form, and I know about you and Stephanie because ???" I say. The last part of my sentence is weirdly distorted.

 

OOC: It's actually been annoying me for a while. Thirteen didn't have a reason to say it before, but now he sorta-does.

 

"AJ BRING HIM HOME!"
You lose a finger due to Miznyana's increasing weight. You also get a face full of ground.

 

"Oh. Nice to meet you. Apple?"
I say, offering one, and still chewing my own.