Void Rift Report!

"It appears that Aj and Abigail are correct. The rest of the team, please keep up. Next image!"

 

"My hero, but smarter."

"Aj who got a degree."

"More dank memes."

"Educated Evil."

"A man with a hat."


"Alright, what's this?"

Spoiler: An image approaches!

 

"It seems that Stephanie and Katie got it correct. As for your character, *ahem*, A WILD ART APPEARED! Also, this is the next image. Please study it carefully."

 

"Paedophile."

"What Aj said."

"Even more dank memes."

"Stranger danger."

"A father and his son."


"Take this!"

Spoiler: Another Image Approaches!

 

"It seems that Stephanie got it correct. Also, Another wild art appears, which is somehow related to Homestuck. Next image!"

 

"YouTube commenter's rage."

"The great overlord."

"A lack of dank memes."

"A search engine."

"'Google'"


"Round 3!"

Spoiler: Holy crap so many images.

 

"Katie gets it correct! As for the image...hmm...Homestuck! Also, next image!"

 

"BWWOOOOOOOOONG!"

"A sign on an american dollar."

"Another dank meme."

"Bill Cipher."

"A scary eye..."


"How about this?"

Spoiler: Another Homestuck Image...probably.

 

"It seems that only Stephanie got it correct. Also...I'm not sure. I'm blind. Next image!"

 

"Damn."

"Daniel."

"A lame meme."

"Durr Plant."

"A shoe."


"How about this?"

Spoiler: Why are there so many images!?

 

"Aj and Abigail both get it correct! As for the image...A very ripped and muscular half bird half man man. Next image!"

 

"'Do not give to criminal masterminds'"

"Me, cuz I'm da bomb."

"You're not even trying with the dank memes anymore..."

"A tool of mass destruction."

"A bomb."


"Familiar with this?"

Spoiler: ???

 

"Artemis and Katie get it correct! Also...that's...something related to Undertale! Alright, Final Image of the test! Be sure to study it carefully. There's a lot of secrets and tricks taht make it look like something else, when in reality, it isn't. Good luck!"

 

"My soul."

"Aj."

"Darkness; blackness."

"A lack of colour."

"Black."


"It was actually homestuck again you dweeb. I win."

Spoiler: H3LL FUCK1NG Y3S

 

"Sorry, you are all wrong. You have failed the ocular test. Please get glasses that are ten inches thick. In reality, the image was really, just a zoomed in picture of...The Letter A."

 

"You still got my picture wrong. I still win."

"This was a waste of time. I'm going to go do something productive."

 

"That's it for this episode of...Cerebral Cortex Puzzles!"

 

"Stephanie, what just happened?"

"No idea."

 

Is it me, or do all the Ancients seem really depressed...

 

Most of them are because they don't know what to do with their life. They're made, grown in stasis, mind controlled in stasis, released, they work, then eventually die, only having free thought during their final moments.

Yes, most of them are depressed.