Void Rift (rp) - Intermission

"Only Abigail is drunk. Anyway, it doesn't seem like anyone's coming." I say.

Abigail gets up and starts dancing. You can just about hear music from her helmet.

"It could've been far worse." I say.

"I think it's going to get worse." Stephanie says.

"The potion makes everything seem amazing, removes your inhibitions and makes everyone seem a whole lot nicer; as well as making your emotions toward them a whole lot stronger." Stephanie says.

"Which is why we only drink it; because we don't go crazy." I say.

 

"Well, whatever it is, Vir isn't a fan of it."

 

"You haven't even seen the stuff that's illegal in the Realm of Shadows. That stuff would mess you up big time." I say.

I suddenly realise something.

"Yes...it would mess you up big time..." I say, giggling evilly.

"EvErYtHiNg Is So AmAzInG!" Abigail says, stumbling around.

 

"Ugh. Could you please try to not declare war?"

 

"Whoever said anything about wa-" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj!" Abigail says, walking up to me.

"What?" I ask.

"Aj...your face...its so soft..." Abigail says, touching my face in fascination.

I pull Abigail's hand away, "Stop that." I say, getting annoyed.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaa...You're so strong! And you're also kinda cute hehehehehehehehehehehe." Abigail says, surprised.

Artemis seems concerned.

 

OOC: Is this a reference to what I think it is?
The echo flower somehow seems concerned as well. "Do you want some rope and a mattress, Aj?"

 

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj!" Abigail says, "Aj...Aj lets go to candy mountain aaaaaaaj!"

"Why would I need rope and a mattress?" I ask, confused.

OOC: I was referencing Marshmallow People.

 

OOC: Damn, well, it was really similar to something else.
"I dunno, maybe make an Abigail-Roll"

 

"Whoaaaaaaaa...a talking candy cane..." Abigail says, licking the flower.

"Well, at least she isn't doing anything irrational..." I say.

 

"I am betting she will try to eat someone."

 

"Unless she has a supressed genocide complex I doubt she's going to try to eat-" Abigail bites the flower in half.

"This tastes like unicorns!" Abigail says.

"Does that count? It's not really a conscious being in itself..." I ask.

 

"Yes, I always knew she had a suppressed genocide complex." echoes a newly sprouted flower.

 

"Whoaaaaaaa...skywhale!" Abigail says, pointing at a cloud.

"Abigail, I think you need to calm down for a bit." I say, putting my hands on Abigail's shoulders.

"I will search for the magical treasure!" Abigail says.

 

"I could slap her, but ya know, vines."

 

"I don't think slapping would do much, apart from cause pain when she snaps out of it." I say.

"Aj...don't tell Artemis...but I think you're cute..." Abigail whispers.

I put my head in my hands, "You don't have such strong feelings toward me; try to calm yourself down." I say.

Stephanie seems embarrassed. Artemis seems annoyed.

 

"I'm guessing he only knows your weaknesses?"

 

"Artemis, might I personally recommend causing Abigail to faint?"

 

"It might work, but she drank a lot. It'll just incapacitate her until she wakes up," Artemis says, "I'll keep her in check if she tries to make a move on my man."

"You're...really handsome...Aj..." Abigail says.

"Thank you, but I suggest you try to get your feelings in check. Don't do anything you'll regret." I say.

Abigail giggles.

 

"Huh? Oh, this."
I take the crossbow off my shoulder.
"Yeah. It is. Something or other killed him last time we saw him, so I took his crossbow. I thought it might come in handy."
I eye the somebody who said that suspiciously, and tighten my grip on the item a bit.

 

"Yeah, well you better do something about Abigail. She is in no position to defend Ragnyon and Ihra. You should feel lucky that Vir is here to take Abigail's place in case things go south. And besides, I've got a nagging feeling that while Vir is here, the Draconians will be too scared to make a move."