The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

(Nu wish above me, I can't do anything ;w;)

I wish for this thread to be brought back to the first page ^-^

 

Granted, but you just revived a thread that was dead for like 2,000,000,000 years. Seriously why did you do that

I wish that this thread might as well keep going i guess if he just revived it

 

Granted, but every wish is terrible and is impossible to add a catch to.

I wish Nintendo removed a lot of the new Pokemon in Sun and Moon. Too many Pokemon. ;_;

 

Granted. They've removed every pokemon and move in the gave except for Bidoof and Tackle.
I don't have a wish, as gaining more from life justs increases your expectations for the next thing that makes you happy

 

... you wish not to have a wish?
granted you raised your expectations


I wish that Sun and Moon will have a lot more great pokemon like Generation 6!

 

Sure, but it's the final two games. And the story, characters, and overall gameplay suck.

 

Granted, however your lack of a wish is filled with the void of a curse- a curse of BEING CALLED OUT FOR NOT HAVING A FREAKING WISH
i wish people would actually give wishes

 

Your wish is granted, but Detroit is nuked

 

I wish I conquered Wynn's economy with Lemonade

 

Granted,but not before long everyone was addicted to lemons and snatched every lemon in existence.No more lemonade was made as lemons have become extinct.They were so addicted that they even forgot to leave a single seed behind.Good luck with that.

I wish to be able to write great compositions.

 

Granted, but when someone hears your compositions, they will go deaf and will be forced to buy hearing aids. But as they get sold a lot thanks to you, not everyone will have hearing aids therefore 2/3's of the world population will hate you for making them spend so much or make them go deaf permanently.

I wish Half life 3 was really confirmed

 

Granted, but it gets released in 7,016.

I wish I could start a YouTube channel and have at least a decent fanbase.

 

Granted, you'll never be able to record or go on youtube anymore.


I wish there was flying pigs in the world.

 

Granted but they have a habbit of suddenly dropping from the sky and killing people

 

Granted, but your lack of a wish causes you to fall into a void of nothingness.

I wish for a healthy, non-deadly sandwich.

 

grated but it tastes awful

I wish for no more youtube drama

 

Granted, but the main content of YouTube is replaced with Vine Compilations.

I wish I could summon anything into reality by thinking about it really hard.

 

Granted, every time you do so, a major disaster will occur, slowly escalating.

I wish for... General Suggestions to be filled with thought-out threads that don't involve buffing assassin.

 

Granted, but now they all involve nerfing Mage.

I wish I had a better memory.

 

Granted, but it'll be your RAM... With 1b/s speed.