Announcing 1.15: The Corkus Update!

Ya know, Minus all that smog.....

 

Thank goodness that this really is an April Fools!

 

Realy? :D

 

Yo dude it's an april fools prank do you still believe it?

 

Really*

Also, no, not really.

 

My god, man. We all know Corkus was a lie right from the start.

 

CORKUS WAS NEVER A LIE!

 

CORKUS IS DA MAN

 

3 lines into reading it, then i proceed to read the date of the post.. you got me all hyped up though ;-;

 

finally a reason to play

 

can we just, leave this at be now? like. plz? its gotten old...

 

Good think Corkus is FAKE

 

Yo You Cool WynnCraft Creators That I Love But My Minecraft Is Too Laggy For Me To Even Move With The Texture Pack In The Server!!!
When I Read City Of Relos I For A Moment Thought: " DAMN! Yo Guys Can Read My Mind!" I Once While Drawing Made A City Called Ralos, Then I Wanted It In Minecraft, Then I Tried To Make A Server With The Name Ralos. Worked For A While In The Server But Then I Realize 1 Fatal Mistake.
Nobody Could Enter The Server. So I Was Like: "Damn, I Suck At Everything." Still Trying To Make It Work But Cant :::'(
Oh By The Way, Did I Tell You I Love WynnCraft? Oh And I've Been Wondering... When You Talk To The LumberJack Outside where you first spawn, He Says You're From A Province Called Fruma... I Was Wondering... Will YOu One Day Like Need To Go Back There Because It's In Danger Or Something? Or Its Just never happening? Welp, I Realized how much Ive written down... So I'm Going To Stop Writing Now... And Post This...

 

Dude wanna know something cool?
When I was Creating the Corkus Province, I was like "what should I name this area" and I said "Relos" and I actually once made a server called Relos, it had a bunch of minigames it lasted for like 1 month because I couldnt be on it all the time, so I couldnt see what right and wrong. so eventually It had to go down.
*Im the founder of corkus, tell everyone*

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Dammit Grian, stop playing with my feelings m8, also let me do an easteregg quest about this corkus thing :)

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Salted, if this isn't legit, I swear to Bob, that I'll come for you at night and cook you alive. You will make a nice cow stew :)

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Dude plz let me make a quest about corkus D:
*Idea*
Maybe you can find a cave and talk to this insane npc that claims to visit corkus via accesing a portal he has in his house and you can see corkus through a glass wall or something idk. but just reply

 

Or maybe you go and find mushrooms for a crazy mushroom guy.

 

if only...

 

Hey bro, so I sent my GM application on the "How to apply for the official wynncraft team" post.
So I submitted it to katoa *bla bla bla*
are you guys open? or does it still take its time?

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Lel
MrCoffeeTime : General, its time for Snarfia and us to have a massive war, start sending the nukes.

 

SNARFIA has black hole generators

 

Stop trying to derail the topic, this is not a thread for you to brag about your amazing provinces, so what if "snarfia" has black hole generators, I don't see people caring, make your own thread about Snarfia and not here on this April fools thread.

 

Too bad. I have my rights