A Dying Land (rp)

...? 1. It was one of the first posts on the thread...

 

"Oh sure. Insult the 1-ton fire-breathing scaled cow. That'll go well. Think i'll call him Lenny, or Joey. Somethin dumb like that." i say

"Anyways, i got plenty of random assorted crap to tinker with. Organic, metallic, and my favorite, stolen. Who knew that people buried these little mechanical circus under grave placards? Tweak a couple things here and there and it can outpower the most powerful machines, or those computer things the royal family is so keen to hoard and keep from townsfolk." i say, a bit smug

(In this reality, modern technology exist, but they're almost exclusively for royalty)

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(Geez, chill out. This is confusing AF)

 

OOC:Can we get a count for every time I call sneevil something else, and Faerstorm as well?

 

"That's gonna be hard."

*Looks up*

"There's about eight people coming to kill us. Get ready."

 

"Drake, let's say theoretically I blew some stuff up in here, who would be most affected, you, or them?"
*grabs some tools and mechanisms*
"Cause I can feel an earthquake up in here, and the only way to fix is is with a bigger one."
*spends a few seconds moving pieces around*
"Hm, mechanisms are a bit more complicated, but all I have to do is overheat a motor.." Arisius mutters
*looks back up*
"Don't mind little old me, just you 2, 3? Have fun."
*He smiles in a stupidly sarcastic way"

 

"..."

 

" got a problem, Sneevil? I thought you liked fighting, given your backround, me, I'm just a last resort thing, last line of defense, you know, go have fun"
*he says all this while continuing to examination the device*

 

"Fine."

OOC: Waiting on Shadow

 

Location: agreed.

 

"Uh, probably you actually. I kinda thought it was a given that, being half dragon and all, I'm fireproof on the outside....Also that's no earthquake...." i say

-The room goes silent- and in the distance you can hear a second dragon's screeches. This one sounds much bigger, more tortured, and a far different species than the nightflame-

"Anyways. I'm surprised you didn't react to me calling the Nightflame a "He" after calling him a "she" for so long....Dragons are genderless, and can only breed through a very strange and complex manner, so its kinda just whatever they act like that a rider determines them by. Also, Assrice, get over here with your little explosion maker. We're gonna make it have 2 purposes. A hand grenade and a smoke bomb. Attach that long purple pipe with the fluid inside. Don't worry about breaking it, the glass is bulletproof." Shadow says


"That gel is similar to the chemical in my blood which gives it toxicity - That's because this is wyvern venom, which is roughly the same - But combustional. That'll give the big 'BANG' we want, and some more smoke to blind our invaders. Annnnnnd there." i say, as the tube clicks into place

 

"Guessing that we're ready?"

 

(actually its 6 am where i live and idk if i'll have to sleep soon-ish)

 

k

 

*Arisius Chuckles a bit*
"Oh, was that a joke Mr. Sole Survivor?"
*Spends a few seconds tinkering*
"So this Poison should be harmless to the lungs, just to the eyes?"
If not, we are gonna need some more Bang For our Buck, or sheckle, just an expression, whatever."
*After Looking away for a few seconds, a pile of 20 are already made*
"By the way, the fluid's a little too fast, where being able to react quicker comes in handy, anyhow, Ready"

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Alright, so @Temmie and Bob Asked us to make his character story, so i would hope you wouldn't mind if they world work with the rest of us.
So i got this done:
what a day Khione laughingly thought to herself, making so much money from stealing and lying
"Hey Khione, how be it" A man asked him
"Fine, you?"
Heard you've become quite a criminal round these parts."
*She Laughed*
"Me? A Criminal? Psh, you just don't understand my hobby"
"Pilfering through others personal items, stealing walets, sure, not a theif."
"Your point is?"
"You are sentenced to lifetime in jail, we have written proof now."
"What?!
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2 Months Later
What a Wreck this place is, 2 months here and no-one thinks i'm missing...
"You there, prisoner, what you here for?"
"Hm? oh, i was Misjudged, lifetime in jail for nothing"
"Sure, everyone's in here for Something, whats the real reason?"
"Not telling"
"Be that way, fine"
*The Prison Mate Walks away*
Few Seconds after he leaves her line of sight, you hear a boom and a crash, an explosion.
"What Was that?"
You wait for a bit longer, but after a few minutes, another Elf walks in, Dressed Similar to @Esonic03
"Follow me, i'm here to get you out"
"What?" You reply hastily
"No time, just follow me"
what a creep, best not mess with him, that bow could kill me any time he wants
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you are walking down the street of Ferstum, asking many questions, all of which remain unanswered.
You ask for his name, and he decides that he shall wait to tell you. He lets you roam again, and after several moment, you remember about all your gear.
"Wait! My stuff!"
"Dont worry, thats what magical pockets are for"
*He reaches into his pockets, and pulls all your gear out of them, you decide to question him later.*
"Farwell, enjoy your gear" *The stranger Walks Off, and Khione acts like those 2 months never existed.

 

Wait...was this after or before the battle?

 

*i laugh for a second* "Sorry, i don't 'get out' much, so coming across a cocky asswipe with a good sense of humor is kind of rare." I say
"Anyways, It is harmful to the lungs. Very, infact. Take some cloth and cover your mouth and nose - It wont be able to get through the fabric, but the stuff will roast you medium-rare in seconds if you breathe it in."

"Anyways. Are the bombs done? I can't hold the barrier up much longer, and pretty soon we're gonna have to deal with those god damn soldiers who keep KNOCKING ON THE BARRIER" I say, agitated "WOULD YOU SHUT UP FOR 5 SECONDS?! WE'RE DEALING WITH PYROTECHNICS IN HERE -_-"

 

Slevis summons some skeletons again.

"Help Shadow with the barrier."

 

"They wont be of much help. I cant link beings into the magical loop. ITS GOING DOWN NOW!" *The barrier drops and the guards stop picking their noses and twiddling their thumbs, and instead raise their weapons for a full attack*

 

"Well shit. Skeletons attack!"
Slevis will cast a dark bolt at a crossbowman.

 

I'll take on the 2 pikesmen.

*Claws roll out and i take an offense stance*