Media {wynn Theory} Wynncraft Is Racist

Incase you can't tell this is making fun of the average bad theory via overanalyzing and making preposterous assumptions. If you make theories, and it's somthing like this, stop and contemplate your life choices.
It's been a while since my last theory (Back when people were debating the substance of powders), so here it goes.
Most of us rely on horses for travel, but did you know that they're supporting racial inequality?!

We start off in getting horses by picking wheat in the fields. Then, we get a brown horse. This represents slavery in the 1900s by you picking wheat in the fields and buying out of slavery, able to buy as many as possible. They are considered weak and useless, representing viewpoints of other races back then, showing the vile spirit in our daily lives at Wynn.

The next tier is a black horse, representing unslaved/not captured Africans and their known agility (Look up parkouring Kenyan). They are free sprits, not captured by the triangular trade of hatred.

The next tier is the Chestnut horse, and despite being "rare," they are in plentiful numbers due to duplication in masses. This represents India, one of the countries with the largest population in the world. They have the highest stats, supporting this hypothesis. With this, we see the true horror of the staff, going as far as to insult some of the major races. But the worst is to come...

Finally are the white horses, considered the best and only good horse to raise. With brown being the worst and white the best, this shows that those who own white horses support the Ku Klux Klan with subliminal messages. They are the richest of the rich, while those who own brown are poor and dirt. This shows that racism invades our daily lives via income inequality and horses.

But that's just a theory.
A WYNN THEORY
And if you disagree ur dumb and I'm right no matter what

 

...Donald Trump arguing for racial equality? What is happening with the world?

 

The horscism is real. :|

 

Inb4 ban from salted for leak

 

Next thing you know, even the currency is going to be a part of some inequality conspiracy

 

Emeralds lol omg

 

Tfw white gel pens

 

Even if a theory over-analyzes and is, to be blunt, simply absurd, a theory is still just a theory. It's there to put the idea out there, you know?

 

Im fairly sure this is a joke thread actually XD

 

Wynn news, right now

 

Glad I lost my white horse to the void then XD

 

Yeah, it says at the top he's making fun of the overly complicated theories. Which I'm saying is kind of wrong.

 

You cant just demand something that takes time. He probably still needs to find good topics for this weeks Wynn News.

 

Joke aside there is a good reason why white horses are the best, white horses are the rarest in nature so the wynn team chose them to be the end gane horse while more common horses were chosrn for lower tiers.

 

Thats what I thought too, coming from a family of horse breeders. It's more common to get a black or brown genes, while grey/white horses are genetically rarer.

 

The thread's original purpose was to be an informative way on how not to do a theory, which I made comedic as people seem to take it better than a very serious thread. Over analysis, too big assumptions, and little to no time spent writing/doing research are three of the main things wrong with a bulk of theories, so I did all 3 here. Not all theories are bad (not by a long shot), even complex ones, but enough for me to write this.

I typed in the word "white" to find some weird tag someone else used, then saw that and chose it.