Puns Go!

is this real life or a FANTA sea

 

nar...whal... I guess i could explain but don't get too crabby about it... say...lore... you got any lore?

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if you combined your pun with a tree it would be FANTA STICK

 

person 1: Maths puns are a SINE of a big PROBLEM and deserve PUNishment
person 2: Stop before i subtract you from my life
person 1: That will only ADD to my sadness

 

Wow, There are so many puns I am whaling!
Wow, you seem really excited, have you been taking some COKE cane?

 

you remind me if pi... your constantly being irrational... I guess in minecraft and trees you can find many square roots... im sorry but im leaving... youll have to get over the division!

 

Thise puns of JAWS are really bad.
But mine are bitingly good.

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Wow, I'm having some trouble coping with all of these angles you're playing.
Things are not adding up as quickly as you're multiplying them.

 

no but if i did that would be a big meth to deal with...

 

And what is the final product of these puns.

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Weed be best avoiding this subject.

 

i would COKE someone for a energy-drink it would be a FANTA-sea, unfortunately i become a MONSTER and my eyes become RED like a BULL i would just BURN up like a ROCKSTAR, SON

 

Hey you! CAN it!

 

that's just a fraction of the problem... if you found out it would create math destruction

 

Why is it impossible for you to bottle it!

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Oh, you're now bringing in weaPUNS of mass destruction?

 

don't throw that through the window itll get TINted... but i CAN believe those skills... I would bring aluminium into this but itd just get foiled

 

I can see you're fizzing with rage... You might just want to bottle that up.

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Come on, let's stop milking these puns, they're going a bit off.

 

you make me BOTTLE up my BLUE ENERGY, i could CHARGE the doors to that cAMP where my MEGA ENERGY would become LOST ENERGY, man i feel WIRED after that EXTREME ENERGY SHOT. i need to keep COOLAH.

 

good thing this is the forums for an mmorpg server cause i gotto say good knight... I bed youll be back tomorrow though... eye will(smith) I happen to be in the midst of knights... armour that I received by doing a task of steeling...is weighing me down into exhaustion like the back of a car...
I would speak more but that would start the engine for the spoilers at the back...

 

good kNIGHT sweet hybrid and be weary of the PUNishment we may receive for leaving. (seeya)

 

I want to write a pun but I am so extremely bad at making them :c

 

If you sleep on it youll get bedder don't worry!
the more you think of them in daily life the cheddar they will be too.
if you just find a topic at first for example trees it will come naturally the more puns you think of.
just constantly have ideas of how to reply to several situations in a funny manner while playing with the words.

 

@ConquistadorBob had some fanteastic artwork.......