Lore/Story The Final Battle: Salted Vs Peppered

This is the sequel to my Grian VS NPC Grian thread, i hope you enjoy the new one :)
next might be Qira vs Death :>


He was tired. He'd been walking for days looking for the cave that held his destiny. It was going to be the first time ever, he will finally fight his nemesis once and for all. Peppered was probably waiting for him. At least he was prepared if that happens.

Salted took a look around the Dernel Jungle. It was supposed to be here! His spy said that Peppered's base was in the Dernel Jungle, under his feet! But then he realized, "I'm so stupid. Why would Peppered leave his base wide open?" He then remembered that his spy sent him a letter that only said "I LIKE YAHYA". "Seriously, do I have to say this?" He asked. But he decided he should say it. "I like Yahya."

Suddenly, a cave entrance appeared nearby. He walked into it, and already saw the mooshrooms. He shot some with his bow, sliced some with his dagger, hacked at some with his spear, and shot some with a meteor from his wand. Then he walked even farther.

Eventually, he reached a huge arena-looking thing. As he entered, the door behind him closed. He was trapped! He turned around, and standing straight in front of him...


Was Peppered.


Peppered turned around, with a sword in his hand.
Wait.... a sword??
There's no class WITH a sword! How does he have one?

"Whatever," Salted thought.

"It's Pepper Pig!" Salted said.
"Don't insult me with that name again," Peppered told him.

Salted lunged at Peppered, and they fought. At times, Salted would step back and use his bow. It was a fierce fight. Peppered and Salted fought, but then Peppered released tons of Mooshrooms. Salted fought as many as possible. He and Peppered then fought again. Eventually, Salted was able to knock over Peppered.

"I've waited almost 4 years for this moment," Salted told him, "when I'd be able to defeat you once and for all."

Then Salted brought his spear down upon Peppered.

To this day, no-one knows how they became enemies. Some say it's just biology, cows vs mooshrooms. Others say it's their names, Salted and Peppered. But some say that Peppered didn't die; his ghost floats around the Jungle, waiting for Salted to return, for the anti-bovemists to rise again.

 

Watch out bud. You made Salted win, and anti-bovemists will get you. Run. Run as far as you can. You might survive. You might not.

 

Atleast it's not Rule 34


*cough* @PillowPet *cough*

 

Rule 34 ?

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its not my fault! That's how the legend is told!

 

Oh cut it out. It wasn't that bad.

 

what's rule 34 anyway? O_O

 

don't google it

 

when you tell someone to NOT google it, they always google it.

It's called Reverse Psychology.

 

@Peppered .....

 

The Yahyaists do not care for the battle between Peppered and Salted, though if Peppered like Yahya...