Shit Talk The Guy Above You

You suck at shit talking the person above you, you make a test quote to shit talk person above.
You are sans shit-talk.

No, I do not mean Sans from Undertale.

 

Works every time.

 

No, it doesn't.

 

Thank you, Sir.

 

Just because changing quotes is your only skill doesn't mean you have to shove your grubby little "talent" down other people's throats. Learn how to shit talk, shit face.

 

u suxk lol got em

 

I've lied to you... a heinous and dishonest act, yes, but I did so with a purpose.
My goal, friend, was to get you to response as though it were God's honest truth. By doing so, I planned, successfully, to put you in a bad mood... but why? Haha! That's the beauty of it. The purpose of my doing so was that it amuses me! It's a unique way of gaining laughter at another's expense, I call it: Humorous Deception, and I'm afraid you've fallen prey to it! Yes, it's true. You're not quite as quick-witted as you think you are. Even now I'm laughing at you for the way you've lagged in catching on to my scheme, and others may very well have joined in my fun. You've been duped, sir, and it's made you look like quite the fool.

 

>I was planning on you to make up a random plan and act like you were orchestrating everything! I already knew somewhere along the line, someone would do that! So, in turn, you have been OUT-PLANNED. Your plan is now nullified since it is NOT A REAL PLAN- but rather an observation disguised as a plan. Therefore, your entire argument is invalid, so I have won. Huhaha! I, Lazarus, have bested you in a battle of wit.

 

Quite the devious act indeed, sir, however, I knew that, in return I would receive a document quite similar to my own! So I planned, I prepared, for quite an elaborate form of retort. I waited and waited, an assault of such a counter-ruse in mind, while I conjured my very own new device: A counter-COUNTER ruse! Where is it, you ask? That's the trick! You've been deceived, as this paragraph itself was said form of exemplary rump rustling! You've failed to identify your own downfall, and it's lead to you, once again, looking like quite the fool. You've been absurdly obliterated friend, however such is quite understandable, as I am, and always shall be, A MASTER RUSEMAN!

 

>You may think you have intimidated me with your medicine-gun, however you have not taken account in the fact that I am, in fact, a fiendish deceiver. You see, while you were typing that comment, I went into your SEARCH HISTORY! Say no more of your slander, and I will not reveal your search history. Yes, this is blackmail. Yes, I am very tricky indeed. THOROUGHLY JAPED AGAIN BY THE GREAT LAZA-i'm really starting to talk like Papyrus now jesus christ

 

Search history? I laugh at you! You believe that such a petty bribe will bring you my own mercy? Not a chance! No prayer, spell, or bribe will protect any soul in this universe from such a devious form of deception, crafted by your's truly! And I gain high amounts of amusement from seeing how clearly hornswaggled you've become from my tricks. You can't POSSIBLY believe you've got the higher ground here, can you? You're up against one of the most experienced rusemen in the business! I've had 28 octogintillion years of real work on real subjects, such as yourself! You're nothing more to me than yet another pawn in my elaborate game to because the greatest ruseman who ever lived. You've been deceived quite heavily by my almighty sham, and I, as I have every time in the past, find it quite hilarious.

 

Or so you thought! As you can('t) see, you have not figured out my TRUE PLAN! The measly bluff was merely a fraud in order to make you think that you have the upper hand, and you let your guard down because of it! There was a moment that you may have seen through my scandalous scheme, however you forgot about the ace up my sleeve!

░░░░░░ ___/~~~\_
░░░░(( /==|=[][][][]=|
░░((__/___\______\.___________n
░(( /^^^^^^^\__((O((O((O((O((O((O((0)
░/ _=(*)=____ \_____\
░|._._._._._._._.\_____\_____
((/ _DRAVERN-7______\_____\
░|00000000000000000|00000|
░\._._._._._._._._._._._./_____/

That's right! It's a freaking tank! While you were reciting your hogwash I built a freaking giant lazer tank! Try to defeat me, you Nefarious Nathaniel, you! Can't jape your way out of this one! Amazing, is it not? How easily you have been defeated? I am truly a master!

 

YOUR A DINOSAUR. ROASTED

 

I don't know who you are.

 

Aha! Another one of my fabulous frauds! You, in fact, have been roasted by MY GIANT LAZER CANNON ON THE GIANT FREAKING TANK RIGHT THERE!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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oh I was ninja'd oh

 

I'm afraid that's where you're incorrect, see, my ruses have become so powerful, that I have become one of the few most powerful beings ever to be conceived; the GODS OF RUSE! And you're attempting to defeat one with ancient technology! Once again, you've simply been laughed at with your measly attempt of a ruse. And to think, I'm even going easy with my current level of bamboozlement! As I've previously stated, nothing in this universe can protect or will ever be able to protect you from such a force as this one, so give up now and accept your fate; you've been rused! Rused by the one and only, the all powerful, GOD OF RUSE!

 

Mei has been, and will always be, trash

 

Oh, for you see, you have been japed! I am an atheist! You do not exist!

 

I think, therefore you are.