Stupidest Reasons You’ve Been Banned From A Server

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I got banned from a factions server for the reason "noob rekt 4." I still have no idea what that means or why I got banned.

 

Once on a server that was in 1.9, I got banned for flying on an elytra. I guess they forgot they updated XD.

 

Some time back I played on a Realm of a friend of mine, this is what happened:

*Me is just fishing
*Suddenly owner of the Realm and another friend of me show up
*They grab their knockback like over 9000 sticks and play tennis with me
Me: why u do dis to me ;-;
Owner: shut up and be a good tennis ball ;)
*Other friend grabs a diamond sword and kills me
Me: wtf?
Owner: you know what this means right
Other friend: yes you are now gonna kill him
*Owner builds a bedrock cage, tps my other friend into the cage, gives me a knockback 9001 (no joke!) stick
*Other friend becomes tennis ball

Some time later my friend sends me in Skype:
You have been banned because of being too a too smart cat.

Then 1.9 O-O

 

I almost got banned from a friends turd of a server because all of the other "staff" said for me to advertise on servers and promising free op or staff


And that's why I got banned on Crafted movie's server (really sorry admins/staff seeing this, was a lot dumber back then verses me now) and muted on Mineplex!

 

All your bans appear to be ended.

 

Once on a server that said to not destroy other people's creations I got bored and over time secretly made a stache of tnt and blew up every bodies stuff with my friend. I don't understand why I was banned, I just wanted to make a firework show.

 

Typical icy :3

 

Well this one time, a youtuber got banned from a server for asking why xray wasnt allowed and then he got banned and all is fans did it, and I did it and got banned, the server sucked.

 

I got banned by a moderator that didn't like me, simply for that reason. And again on the same server during a rouge admin rampage. Then that admin got banned.

 

I loved MCCTF!

FREEDAYYYY FRIIIIDAAAYy

 

Oh wow, i got banned from a server for making a firework machine
R.I.P me

 

I got banned from the same server for advertising because I said;

"I'm only on this server because it was the best looking one on Planet Minecraft" If anything, I was PROMOTING their server xD

 

I was once going up a waterfall in a bukkit server inside a quarry and the game kept kicking me for "flying". I just fell down and tried to go back up and the server auto-banned me.