The Kidnapping Of Jumla

Yes it does. I was nicely moving him around, giving him gentle nudges, and he, um, got moved to someplace. Other than where he went afk. Way far away from where he went afk. Besides, he was, um, actually sleep walking. Yea, that's the ticket. He was sleep walking, your honor. I didn' haf nuthing to do wit it!

 

You still haven't explained the "kidnapping Jumla" part >.>

 

What can I say? I took him from Point A to Point B, and he knew nuttin' 'bout it 'till he comes back from afk. Soz, he waz kidnapped. Only, no body dun forgot to asks for no ransom. An we wasn't guardin' him enough, soz he escaped. You noz, if he escaped, he ain't kidnapped no more, soz itz gonna be hard to gets us for kidnappin', now ain't it? Wit out no habus carpus dere ain't nuttin' youz can do!

EDIT for non-native English speakers, and those who don't understand East Coast slang, with my apologies: What can I say? I took him from Point A to Point B, and he knew nothing about it until he came back from being afk. So, he was kidnapped. Only, no one asked for a ransom. And we weren't guarding him enough, so he escaped. You know, if he escaped, he isn't kidnapped any more, so it's going to be hard to get us for kidnapping, now isn't it? Without me having possession of his body, there is nothing that you can do.

 

I litteraly understood nothing you said

 

I'm sorry. I've edited the post by adding in a response in standard English.

 

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Use 1.8, make Minecraft great again!

 

QUIET!! As long as the admins keep using 1.9, we can keep kidnapping helping them along.