Derpyist Thing That You've Ever Seen Someone Do

Kinda self-explanatory. Mine so far is some dude in survival games with leather boots and a fishing rod trying to take on a guy with full iron and a stone sword.(Mister leather-boots won) What is your funniest moment? (it can be something you did)

 

a fly hacker flying around detlas when a mod was around (he got banned)

 

Playing team UHC. A teammate takes everything out of our chest and just runs for it. I'm not sure if he was just taking it all or he thought we were enemies, but it still kinda pisses me off as we lost because we had nothing but stone picks for the rest of the game.

 

I once used Nodus (On my own server, just to have fun don't blame me) and I turned on the derpy head feature, it was hilarious xD
I succesfully confused a few friends, too.

 

Yeah, it sucks when teammates either leave the game at the last second or are one of those people who would push you off a cliff to have a better chance of winning.

 

I once saw someone try to sell me a lvl 5 item for 1le.... xD

 

I guess this is more of a scumbag thing, but yesterday I joined on a survival server after I've been inactive for long, and due to a glitch my rank disappeared, the server just became 1.9 so I was in the end, and trying to find the teleporter to get to the new part, so I asked for help.

Then someone sent a tp request for me to tp to them, I assumed they were at the teleporter or something, and accepted.
There they were, standing in full diamond gear, thinking I was some noob, and tried to kill me.

But it wasn't a pvp server, so I wasn't prepared for pvp, I was using chain armor, because it looks nice, so I was screwed.
Luckily I had depth strider and enderpearls, and I managed to escape from that bastard.

When I asked later on (when I was back in my base, all safe and stuff due to claims) why he tried to kill me, he didn't reply.
Bastard. (keepinventory was even on, if he killed me he'd only have gotten my levels, which means he could get 7 levels max..)

 

So it was on a Realm of my real life friends...
Friend #1 randomly kills me
Friend #2 (the owner) puts friend #1 in a bedrock cage
30 minutes later...
Friend #1 was let free, immediately kills me again
Friend #2 puts friend #1 back in the bedrock cage
Some time later...
Friend #1 says: "why am i in the cage"
Friend #2: "u kept killing bart (me)"
Friend #1: "that was my little brother"
Friend #2 "k" and lets friend #1 out.

And that like four times a day.
Sigh... What is wrong with my friends?

 

Lel. I hate it when my siblings mess up stuff ive done on servers.

 

Repeatedly smash my face into my keyboard because i thought that the default controls were:

Arrow keys and spacebar to move and jump, left click to interact, right click to attack.

RIP IN SHIT real controls:

WASD keys to move and spacebar to jump, left click breaks and rightclick interacts.

 

>Be me, playing Bridges
>Got a pretty good haul going, diamond chestplate, helm and sword
>See little shitface with a stone pickaxe
>thatsucksbro.jpg
>Give him my diamond pick
>Shitface is overjoyed and gives me a stack of cobble
>Then proceeds to run down the cave as far as he can and digs into another cave
>Shitface runs directly past a crapload of diamonds
>Dafuq is he doing
>Comes to an iron vein
>Digs into it
>Instantly falls in lava on the other side
>fuckinghell.gif

One minute later...

>Bridges are falling
>Shit's about to go down
>See shitface's nametag through a wall
>Feel bad because he has no gear
>Run over to him to help him out
>holyshit.png
>Shitface is fully decked out in max enchanted diamond shit
>Turns out shitface was a Youtuber with loads of in-game cash
>Bridges are all the way down
>Everyone stays close to shitface for protection
>He heads straight for that one team that always has tons of diamond shit
>Three-shots all of them
>fuckyeah.gif

 

xD
What was he doing?

 

Seeing my friend digging a hole and stay there for couples of hours...

 

Tried out a SMP server once, not fun. Casually saw a guy building a tnt cannon to try and bypass some grief protection, Blows up his own area.

 

Derpiest thing I've seen (recently) was some people going for a flight in sky wars. I heard a TNT fuse sound on a nearby island, looked over, and I saw it. Two majestic players launching into space. It was a beautiful sight. They then landed, one of them died, and I killed the other.
THE END.

 

I stopped playing video games for a while. dumbest idea I have ever done.

 

Have to agree.

Why? Just... what about someone digging a hole is interesting?

That's what he gets for trying to grief in the first place. Also: TROLLLOLOLOLOL

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Wuts the derpy head feature?

 

Kill aura, stuff like that has "Head snaps" In which you automatically snap your head to the entity

 

I was once accused of stalking by a random person I don't know. I've never seen him/her again

 

Your head juat keeps spinning around and stuff xD