The Most Extensive Guide Of Boat Breeding

Ok, ok.
So you thought this was a stupid thread, and at this point you realized you have bad judgement and that you are sad.

Good.

SO HERE IS MY GUIDE! ONLY MINE you're bad @Terunalix

So here is how boat breeding works, just the basics ok?

Step one
So you take FOUR boats and breed them, just like two horses.


Congratulations! You smashed four pieces of wood together :)

Step two

Ok! So you have successfully bred those four boats together, haven't you?
Gee, ain' you a lucky guy/girl huh?
I'm going to kill you for your luck in your sleep

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OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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So you got a MLG BOAT right?
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I see you when you're sleeping, and you're luck is mine
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Step 3 of the magic of boat breeding

So basically, you breed a lot of normal boats into MLG BOATS.
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A lot.
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Like you're going to need a small army.
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Once you have that done, we're going to skip a few steps for time sake!
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Step 947

Ok! So you have combined 8921 individual tiers of boats, without once having the 50% chance of sending you back to a normal boat happen! What luck, certainly you need to sleep with one eye open.

OK! So final step, you must add together the two remaining boats together!


The boat of "Pre Gavel Dead Island Grinding"

The boat of "The Bad Time Simulator "

AND
YOU
GET

Spoiler: THE FINAL BOAT?!

OH NO, PLOT TWIST

GOOD LUCK, FUTURE BOAT WARRIORS!
Just a little longer now.
I'll be waiting.

EDIT
EDIT
EDIT


WE WENT FUCKING BOATING

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why was time put into making this

actually this is a very high quality shitpost and you should feel proud

 

I love that idea. 11/10 points
Btw dont steal my ideas :c

 

TERUNALIX SAID I WOULDNT DO IT
I
PR OV ED
H I M
WR 0 NG
NO W GO BR E ED BO ATS KID

sorry


im not sorry

 

dern confirmed

 

I read boats as goats. Was disappointed that there wasn't any goat breeding.

 

...k

This was so productive

 

k 10charzidawiudawdawdd no one will see this muahahahahaha

 

Waait wait wait, how do I get a white boat?

 

you jerk you just spoiled the boat lore

 

It is a ****post with effort put into it?
Hold on guys let's all give this kid a moment
of silence and congratulate him for doing the undone.

 

"kid"
lol
And, you don't need to censor shit....

 

update
WE WENT FUCKING BOATING

@Literally Cancer
come bOAT WITH US

 

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Why the fuck are you spending time doing this?

 

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#BoatsAreLove

 

BECAUSE FUCKING BOATS