Team Fortress 2 Unofficial Discussion

*Goes on pub*
*Sees tons of unusuals and aussies*
Huh, must be a somewhat decent pub
*Goes spy*
*Proceeds to top score in 5 mins*
*Gets kicked for "cheating*
This happens too often to me :/

 

Apparently I was the lucky one who received a strange australlium tomislav via giftapult making it my most expensive item (the previous item was my team spirt uncraftable 2010 spine chilling skull with team spirit footprints). I'm so happy :D

(Though I don't really play heavy and I usually play Solly, Medic, or hightower Spy. So I may or may not sell if for another australlium)

 

Omg nice I would freak out if I got that

 

I got a beta pass yesterday :o

 

congrats dude!

 

TF2 is just, awesome...

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I agree with this post, people judge others because of their economical situation in TF2

 

OMG A FRIEND GIFTED ME A BETA PASS <3

 

Dear Soldiers, please use the Escape Plan to roll out instead of rocket jumping to mid because you're gonna be at quarter health and your Medic can't keep up with you, it also lets us build Uber a lot faster and you'll have crit heals by the time you're at mid. Thanks.
-Sincerely, Esfores, Medic main

 

Dear Medics, Quick Fix is a thing.
-Sincerely, Lazarus, a pyro main??? or am an engi main?
I DON'T FREAKING KNOW

 

I personally find the stock to be much more reliable overall, Quick-Fix is pretty good for 6s though

 

Quick fix solves the rocket jumpy soldiers tho.

 

It really doesn't, if the Soldier doesn't completely suck at rocket jumping he's likely going to be air strafing which is very hard to predict and follow, not to mention you move a lot faster than the Soldier in the air and end up in front of your pocket which puts you in a ton of danger, the Soldier also might just be a bit of an asshole and tap S to stop himself mid-air and fling you to the front lines with no protection which is always kinda funny but also really douchey

 

Yeah, that is true...


but it's really fun to make your medics go flying off of cliffs

 

:^(

 

oh so this is a tf2 thread?
and it's unofficial?
great
then that means whatever the fuck i say wont matter and therefore wont go against my records
woohoo

Spoiler: shitpost

as avid pyro/possibly heavy faves,
i would like to remind people that playing pyro or heavy are not lost causes due to their shy lack in primary weapons
so here are ideas for those such classes:

The Arsonist's Airway (PYRO | PRIMARY):
> a support/utility-oriented modified jet engine
seriously, noobs. airblast is a thing.

+airblasts cost 25% less ammo (15 instead of 20 ammo)
+airblast rate is increased by 50% (0.375 seconds instead of 0.75)
+extinguishing a teammate heals the pyro 25% more (25HP instead of 20HP)
-sheathe speed is increased by 100% (1 second instead of 0.5)
-raw damage is decreased by 66% (2~2.5 dpp instead of 6~7)
-afterburn damage is decreased by 66% (1 dpt instead of 3)
-afterburn duration is halved (5 seconds instead of 10)
-knockback power per airblast is decreased by 50%
-deflected projectiles do not grant minicrits
​

The Torch-urer (PYRO | PRIMARY):
> an offense-oriented propane snake
in case you wanted a new favorite weapon to hate

+afterburn damage is increased by 66% (5 dpt instead of 3)
+afterburn duration is increased by 50% (15 seconds instead of 10)
+knockback power per airblast is increased by 75%
-airblasts cost 150% more ammo (50 instead of 20)
-deploy speed is increased by 100% (1 second instead of 0.5)
-cannot be crit boosted
​

Luna III (HEAVY | PRIMARY):
> an offense-oriented hyperlaser death machine
run.

>this weapon's damage type is changed from HITSCAN to PARTICLE
>vaporizes targets on death
+10% more accuracy
+damages all enemies lined up in the laser, similar to Machina and Moonbeam
+deals fire damage and causes a 5-second afterburn
+damage per second is doubled
-raw damage is decreased by 50% (4~5 dpp instead of 9)
-damage falls off as more enemies are pierced
-leaves tracers, easy to track
-laser vaporizes mid-flight, cannot reach long reaches
​

The Ammo Box (HEAVY | SECONDARY):
> a strategic wooden box stuffed with strategic pieces of metal
dont eat this

>upon primary fire or taunt, restores 300 ammo over about 4 seconds
>with secondary fire, throws it for any other player to restore 50% ammo/metal
>when thrown and picked up, restores recharge bar
>if ammo has been consumed and is used, it must recharge over 26 seconds or by picking up any ammo pickup when at full Ammo to be used again​

 

Ayy, I may as well post an idea I had for a flamethrower as well
Petrol Punisher, Pyro primary
Not sure of the looks yet, probably similar to the Nosotro Napalmer
This weapon can not airblast, instead, holding right click will fire a constant stream of oil, coating the ground and any player who is hit by it. Oil sprays about as far as fire. Ammo will be consumed at twice the rate of regularly shooting fire. Players coated in oil will burn for twice as long and the afterburn will look much much brighter. Firing oil at an already burning player does not increase burn time. The oil effect does not count as the player being "wet" (for the soul purpose of not having pre-nerf Axtinguisher 2.0 with the Neon Annihilator). Oil sprayed on the floor will fade within 10 seconds. Enemy players and yourself while walking on oil will have their movement speed reduced by 10%, and will receive a slight sliding effect (kinda like ice physics). Oil that is shot by a flare gun or burned momentarily will flare up quickly, erasing the oil and any connected to it, spreading at a rate of 3000 hammer units up to 12000 hammer units away and inflicting afterburn with no impact damage on to any enemy player standing on it. Oil does not extinguish team mates. Oil can not be used while spewing flames. Oil has no effect on enemy Pyros aside from the ground effects like slowness and sliding. Reveals Spies when touched much like Jarate, and cloaked Spies walking through oil will leave small but noticable footprints. Drenched effect lasts for 7.5 seconds if not burned away.
Phew that's a long paragraph, anyways base stats time

+25% Max ammo capacity (250 ammo)
+10% Damage bonus
-10% Damage vulnerability on wearer (passive effect)
-50% Afterburn damage (only affects afterburn inflicted by the flamethrower, does not include flare guns, this effect never applies when spread through ground oil, even if started by the flamethrower)

 

concept's already taken, bo

 

Oh jeez

 

shhh
its okay
dont cry
take a like
it'll help

 

:'^)