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Guide How To Fail At Forums!

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by DrakeM1, Mar 7, 2016.

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  1. DrakeM1

    DrakeM1 101 Archer / Made RPRT / Mayor of Tree Island HERO

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    This is a list of things that, if you do, will definitely make you unpopular on the WC forums.

    Step One: Go to the last page of the forums and necro all the threads.
    Step Two: Keep spamming GS with "Buff Assassin" threads.
    Step Three: Go on all the theories and post the four magic words: "I don't get it."
    Step Four: Report a bug IN THE WYNNCRAFT SECTION.
    Step Five: Knowingly copy other people's threads.
    Step Six: Post on Salted's profile, then get mad when he doesn't respond.
    Step 7 (@BlahBlah161616): Post useless threads in the general suggestions.
    Step 8(@BlahBlah161616): Move the bugs to the General Suggestions.
    Step 9 (@ClumsyRecon): Bug the moderators about bugs, even though that isn't their job.
    Step 10 (@MC Flubby): Refuse to admit you are wrong *coughTHEORIEScough*.
    Step 11 (@(Meric): Post a thread asking when Gavel will come. (Or Necro an old thread on it.)

    Anyone have any other steps to add? Share them below and I will put them on the list!
     
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  2. BlahBlah161616

    BlahBlah161616 Light Theme User

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    Step 7: Move the bugs to the General Suggestions
    Step 8: Post useless threads in the general suggestions.
     
  3. Thunder

    Thunder Chief Thunder HERO

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    What about posting a thread about how to fail at forums? I had to say that, sorry. :P
     
  4. Soviet Union

    Soviet Union Sieze the means of production HERO

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    k now i can be unpopular! YAAAAAAAy
     
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    BlahBlah161616 Light Theme User

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  6. DrakeM1

    DrakeM1 101 Archer / Made RPRT / Mayor of Tree Island HERO

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    Sorry, it was kind of a joke.
     
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  7. Thunder

    Thunder Chief Thunder HERO

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    That's alright.
     
  8. fasdfsadfwewf

    fasdfsadfwewf Deadpool CHAMPION

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    Step 9: Asking redx475 to fix all the bugs in the game, even though he just keeps the server running.
     
  9. Flubby

    Flubby left and accidentally became leftist VIP+

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    Step 10: Refuse to admit you are wrong *coughTHEORIEScough*
     
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  10. (Meric)

    (Meric) No longer edgy

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    Step 11. Post a thread asking when Gavel will come. (Or Necro a old thread on it)

    How to win at forums
    step 1: PROMOTE CORKUS
     
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  11. Bio

    Bio Father of Class Builds Section VIP+

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    SHOTS FIRED!!!!!
     
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  12. DrakeM1

    DrakeM1 101 Archer / Made RPRT / Mayor of Tree Island HERO

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    Thank you to everyone for their suggestions on this here "very real" guide.

    Also, my lawyer told me to say that if anyone's feelings were hurt, this was a semi-joke thread.
     
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    Moose_Cow O R A

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    Step 12: Make joke threads about revealing how to do ???
     
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  14. los_pollitoz

    los_pollitoz Cringe: https://lospolltioz.deviantart.com HERO

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    Step 13: post unfunny/outdated Wynn memes
    Step 16: make minecraft youtuber jokes(ex. Budder)
    Step 17: take guilds seriously
    Step 18: ask when the next update comes out
    Step 19: Steal step numbers like @NubUnderscore and @DMytro just did
    Step 22: don't use the reply button
    Step 23: don't edit your thread and instead post a comment saying what is "changed."
    Step 24: constantly tell people to correct their grammar
     
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    Moose_Cow O R A

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    14. say: SoonTM whenever staff post ANYTHING
    15. Be a jerk to staff (say stuff like: "I can' believe you date someone ONLINE" to Ganny, etc.)
     
  16. Not A Nub

    Not A Nub h VIP

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    16. Saying you like Mineplex or DungeonRealms.
    17. Not agreeing with the vast majority.
    18. Making a bad suggestion.
     
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    Moose_Cow O R A

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    19. Make a joke thread on the forums saying your selling every mythic for 1 rotten zombie flesh.
     
  18. TheDesk

    TheDesk Good luck.

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    I'll buy your Az or Pure for 2 Brown Mushrooms.
     
  19. Moose_Cow

    Moose_Cow O R A

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    Bruh, that is like 2 times the amount of the buyout!
     
  20. Power :3

    Power :3 Drowned in projects VIP+

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    -Advertising your shop on another persons thread
    -Unnecessarily tagging Moderators on random threads.
    -Make a conversation involving a crap tonne of people on the thread and keep spamming the convo with 'nice messages' and trying to 'get to know' everyone.
    -Report random people because they won't agree with you or something
    -Sentences with absolutely no punctuation
     
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