Steam's "motto"

"Play free until 2 AM on Sunday"

-Calendar says its sunday at 1:57 AM-

nuuuuuuuuu

 

that gives you a whole day...

 

i meant sunday -.-

who cares if midnight is the new day anyway

 

Steam? Steam? Where have I heard or read about that name, before?

90% Off Sale On All Trash Titles!

75% Off Sale On Nothing That You Really Want To Buy!

5% Off Sale On The Best Games!

75% Off Sale On All Games! Over 10 Years Old. Some restrictions may apply. Games with more than 2 stars excluded. If a game becomes in demand, we reserve the right to "run out" of copies.

 

"oh god what year is it, we have so much stuff to fix"

- valve's motto

(i know the thread is steam mottos, but still, dat valve time tho)

 

"Who cares about half life 3 when you have NEW CASES TO CS GOOOO"

 

"Free To Play"
DECIPHERED:
"Pay To Win"
Enough said.
(Steam sales probs)

 

"We know about all the map exploits and overbalanced weapons in tf2, but we don't give a 99% off until Easter. We'll just buff the phlog and wait for 300 years until we finally fix the barnblitz exploit. Good luck, and have fun."

 

"Screw you, players of TF-Two!"
Seriously, they don't care about us anymore... ):

 

They always care about us.

...I mean, they care about our money.

 

If you get a good game, we're doing something wrong

 

Literally every ****ing day I try to open steam it has to update, sometimes even more than once a day.

 

Steam always finds out (where you put your money)

 

Really? I was expecting something like:

 

"You only came here to buy Undertale, didn't you?"

 

Day 351: The sales have caught me my time is up TELL ME WALLET I LOVE IT

 

"We hate everybody!"

 

That is too true.