The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

ik, but i want them right now >_<

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Granted, but the nuts are so small, you can barely see them.

i wish for a magical staff.

 

Granted, but your magical staff sucks.

I wish I was more dank.

 

Granted, you explode from being too dank.

I wish for JOHN CENA

 

Granted, but John cena is killed by a grook
I wish for Lvl 100

 

Granted, but the next time you play all of your classes you die immediately till 0 sp, and your bank is unaccessable for some reason, and after all classes is killed your able to open it, and its wiped out.

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i wish for somebody to read this non stop

1: Read Number 3
2: Read Number 1
3: Read Number 2

 

Granted, but each time someone reads it u lose 1 le
I wish for admin perms :D

 

Granted; the admins see you using these and consider you a threat, so ban you.

I wish for a stopwatch that could speed up, slow down, reverse and freeze time.

 

Granted, buy the stopwatch is extremly fragile and breaks
I wish for a potato

 

Granted, you are also now allergic to potatoes

I wish I had a cat

 

granted but the cat turns evil and enslaves humanity...and its all your fault

I wish that @SkySez was no longer allowed to comment on this post. jk

 

Granted, but he posts on every other thread you look at.



I wish that everyone will listen to number 9 of the forums section in the new rules.

 

im right here >_<

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Granted, but nobody knows how to find the rules, so nobody finds it

i wish for more friends.

 

Granted, but they all like Justin Bieber, so you get bullied.
I wish money grew on trees.

 

Granted, but every tree you touch, smell, lay your eyes on... will disappear therefore everybody will hate you and murder you.

i wish money grew on bushs.

 

Granted, but due to your grammatical error, the wish auto-corrects to "Bush". Money grows a single bush which you never end up finding.

I wish I could eat anything and be able to digest it without harm.

 

Granted, but you end up on the toilet for days on end having continuous explosive diarrhea.

I wish for Pepperoni Pizza.

 

Granted, but its so small, so you drop it and loose it, and you cant find it.

 

GUYS MAKE WISHES TOO FOR GOD'S SAKE DX

I wish for another Z6 Riot Control Baton that works.

 

Granted, but it only works when you try to hit yourself with it.

I wish I was a temmie ;-;

 

Granted, but you can only speak in upper and lowercase numbers. Hey; it's temmie, cmon.

I wish I could.